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Never ending kitesurfing adventure...

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KitingCasey
KitingCasey
QLD
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KitingCasey KitingCasey
QLD, 242 posts
23 Mar 2009 11:54am
As i opened my eyes to the view of trees bending back and forth...
waxman
waxman
SA
1390 posts
waxman waxman
SA, 1390 posts
23 Mar 2009 12:38pm
after coming too, I immediatly knew i shouldnt have boosted so close to the beach but who could have known a freak gust could have taken me so far. Quickly looking around i realised where i had crash landed, i was in Hue Heffners back yard and there was a party in full swing.
theDoctor
theDoctor
NSW
5786 posts
theDoctor theDoctor
NSW, 5786 posts
23 Mar 2009 1:16pm


but then, i had a sudden burst of mental clarity, realising my parents must hate me for giving me a girls name and i was not infact in hugh heffeners back yard but in my own, under the trampoline surrounded by now sticky copies of kmart lingerie junk mail with my hands on my now flaccid noodle.

the end
puppetonastring
puppetonastring
WA
3619 posts
puppetonastring puppetonastring
WA, 3619 posts
23 Mar 2009 11:24am
"Damn", I said to myself, "Spent too much time checking the arrows. Left the boiling water on the noodles too long. Now I cant eat them by hand".
"I'll have to go and get a spoon".


ps kitesurfing IS a never ending adventure
waxman
waxman
SA
1390 posts
waxman waxman
SA, 1390 posts
23 Mar 2009 12:59pm
theDoctor said...



but then, i had a sudden burst of mental clarity, realising my parents must hate me for giving me a girls name and i was not infact in hugh heffeners back yard but in my own, under the trampoline surrounded by now sticky copies of kmart lingerie junk mail with my hands on my now flaccid noodle.

the end


Sounds like this is from personal experience Doc. You obviously dont understand the words never ending, or adventure.
puppetonastring
puppetonastring
WA
3619 posts
puppetonastring puppetonastring
WA, 3619 posts
23 Mar 2009 11:36am
As I ran to the kitchen I heard mum call, "Hey Sue! Your arrows just turned green".
waxman
waxman
SA
1390 posts
waxman waxman
SA, 1390 posts
23 Mar 2009 1:07pm
I must have blacked out for a second time, had lots of strange thoughts going through my head i didnt really know where i was or what i was thinking. Every thing was a bit fuzzy, my vision slowly started to return. everything started to come back to me. There was a figure standing over me i couldnt quit make out who it was and a voice oh my god its...........
vegemite
vegemite
QLD
21 posts
vegemite vegemite
QLD, 21 posts
23 Mar 2009 12:42pm
MR T
"i ain't getting in no damn plane"
theDoctor
theDoctor
NSW
5786 posts
theDoctor theDoctor
NSW, 5786 posts
23 Mar 2009 1:52pm
"FOOL"
theDoctor
theDoctor
NSW
5786 posts
theDoctor theDoctor
NSW, 5786 posts
23 Mar 2009 1:53pm
waxman said...

theDoctor said...



but then, i had a sudden burst of mental clarity, realising my parents must hate me for giving me a girls name and i was not infact in hugh heffeners back yard but in my own, under the trampoline surrounded by now sticky copies of kmart lingerie junk mail with my hands on my now flaccid noodle.

the end


Sounds like this is from personal experience Doc. You obviously dont understand the words never ending, or adventure.


but atleast i can spell water
KitingCasey
KitingCasey
QLD
242 posts
KitingCasey KitingCasey
QLD, 242 posts
23 Mar 2009 1:28pm
As mr t lifted me too my feet i realised i had now a birds nest where my lines used to be
waxman
waxman
SA
1390 posts
waxman waxman
SA, 1390 posts
23 Mar 2009 2:57pm
theDoctor said...

waxman said...

theDoctor said...



but then, i had a sudden burst of mental clarity, realising my parents must hate me for giving me a girls name and i was not infact in hugh heffeners back yard but in my own, under the trampoline surrounded by now sticky copies of kmart lingerie junk mail with my hands on my now flaccid noodle.

the end


Sounds like this is from personal experience Doc. You obviously dont understand the words never ending, or adventure.


but atleast i can spell water



WTF
waxman
waxman
SA
1390 posts
waxman waxman
SA, 1390 posts
23 Mar 2009 3:05pm
and my kite was nowhere to be seen. This was turning more into a nightmare rather than a dream kitting session. It looked like my day was over, maby me and Mr T should just go for a coldy, but then over the horizon i spotted something......... looks like my luck is about to change.
KitingCasey
KitingCasey
QLD
242 posts
KitingCasey KitingCasey
QLD, 242 posts
24 Mar 2009 12:32am
As the cruiseliner of naked females soared nearer or a boat load of naked tranies in the doctors case
sir ROWDY
sir ROWDY
WA
5378 posts
sir ROWDY sir ROWDY
WA, 5378 posts
23 Mar 2009 11:42pm
I shot myself and ended my life and my story. Making sure my ashes were complelety disintigrated and my soul dispersed acoordingly, never to take on another form or live again.
Foxy Kane
Foxy Kane
164 posts
Foxy Kane Foxy Kane
164 posts
24 Mar 2009 12:06am
But wait... I awoke and realized I was only dreaming ...so I quickly booked a flight to Bullamakanka where I can smoke gunja with the rest of the knuckleheads who start these BULLSHIITE threads, never again to post on this forum......

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