Yes the eagerly awaited arrival of the next phase of kites is just about here.

And from all accounts the Stabberlishious range will outperform all of it's rivals.

Its low wind resistance makes the best of all conditions with the 12 metre variant good for 10 knots to 35 knots(for the average size kiter)...enviably the most versitile of all kites.

And for the girls , the transformable strut design makes the transition from all other brands a breeze... the new "rub it up" design makes the smaller sizes bigger in seconds. And when you want it smaller, you can just yell at it, this automatically deflates with voice activation

It's self inflation design blows the wind up all its competition....yes, no more pumping and grinding for all you old farts that are buggered before you even begin.... It's been touted as the "Viagra of kiting" by some reputable Magazines(Not Hustler).

And it's trademarked pre-rigged control system will make Dymeea...steema....Imagine never having to rig up....no more tangled lines.... Your fantasy is our reality(much like the founders.. "Stabbers" nocturnal activities).

And with the Stabber Corporations introductory offer on this beast,The Stabberlishious V1, who could resist?.

Stabbers introductory offer is three fold.

1. You buy a Stabberlishious V1... and we will give 3 more Stabbers to your best mates.
2. Stabber Corp, will match any price found on Alibaba for any kite...even a trainer!
3. Stabber Corp's unbeatable 30 day trial offer.... love it or twice your money back.


With some of the most radical dynamics and funky graphics, I can see your salivating lips already..

The wait is almost over.....

I tried one and had trouble getting it up

bjw said...

I tried one and had trouble getting it up

As they have not yet been released, I guess you tried one of the earlier prototypes.... yes we at Stabber Corp admit that the prototypes had some bladder problems and staying power, But all has been resolved in our new Stabberlishiuos Thrusting range.

Please note that Stabber Corporations customer service website can be accessed quite easily at www.DILLIGAF.stabbit.yermumma

japie said...

You could give my brother some serious competition in the bull**** stakes Does your missus get to read these threads?

This forum is my escape from the mundane.....give me a bit of leeway Don!

I wouldn't dare let her read this spittoon, She's have me committed, then I'd have to spend all my time in Stockton......Hospital.

shannon8888 said...

^^^not that far from where you kite, probably let you out on a day pass

yes, but the nightlife would drive me sane...