NSW
4382 posts
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!"
Well, thanks to my geneological efforts, you can now respond in a sensible and informed manner.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.
Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She became known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition which they named Chicken Schitt. His best friend and gay lover was Weird ****t.
Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg Schitt-Happens, Byrd Schitt-Happens, and Hoarse Schitt-Happens and Didda Schitt.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently
returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt," you can truly correct them .
NSW
2528 posts
slow day in the shop today is it
WA
478 posts
errr...
Jack **** is also a sea shanty artist...i have Rodues Gallery which has a couple of his sea shantys on it, very good beach bum lifestyle musack
WA
37 posts
yeah and what about Pyla Schitt, where does she fit in?????
Imax
WA
17 posts
Hey......Be cool guys!......If all this gets out too soon the Schitt will really hit the fan!
NSW
4382 posts
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!"
Well, thanks to my geneological efforts, you can now respond in a sensible and informed manner.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.
Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. However Dumb Schitt already had an illegitimate daughter, who became known as Pyla Schitt.
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She became known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition which they named Chicken Schitt. His best friend and gay lover was Weird Schitt.
Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg Schitt-Happens, Byrd Schitt-Happens, and Hoarse Schitt-Happens and Didda Schitt.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently
returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt," you can truly correct them .
The Schitt family has many fans, whenever the Schitt family get invited to a fanclub meeting, this is known as Schitt hitting the fans, and it is usually for a drink or three.
WA
572 posts
hahahahh very amusing boys!!
WA
205 posts
They're an incestuous lot the Schitts.
A couple of eligible 2nd cousins: Intha Schitt and Suc Schitt
NSW
4382 posts
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For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!"
Well, thanks to my geneological efforts, you can now respond in a sensible and informed manner.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.
Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. However Dumb Schitt already had an illegitimate daughter, who became known as Pyla Schitt.
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She became known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition which they named Chicken Schitt. His best friend and gay lover was Weird Schitt.
Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg Schitt-Happens, Byrd Schitt-Happens, and Hoarse Schitt-Happens and Didda Schitt.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently
returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. Intha Schitt is their first son. And Uncle Suc Schitt, is a famour felcher from San Francisco.
Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt," you can truly correct them .
The Schitt family has many fans, whenever the Schitt family get invited to a fanclub meeting, this is known as Schitt hitting the fans, and it is usually for a drink or three.
VIC
1230 posts
Yes but Jack is not his real name, his name is actually Reel.
VIC
1230 posts
Ah I thought you might say that... and yes I don't know Jack Schit but I do know Reel Schit...... and the Schit family dynasty was definately founded by Reel Schit.
But then again maybe you young punks don't even know Schit from Clay.
Cheers
Frant
NSW
4382 posts
Ahhhhh but I do know a Schitt from a Schit!
True, pure Schitt came from the deep within the centre of the Schitt universe in Bowels, if you don't know where Bowels is, then you don't know Jack Schitt as I said.
Reel Schit sounds like Real Schitt, but be careful there are lots of fake Schitts out there.
I know all this because Intha Schitt is a close friend of mine my wife says I spend way too much time with him.
Cya and
Goodwinds
Steve
382 posts
But you don't know Ima Fargin or any of the Fargin family!
Bite me!
VIC
1230 posts
Ahh I see where the confusion lies because according to my wife Inva Schit is my bedfellow.
QLD
776 posts
Diver Dan schitt is, in deep schitt
VIC
622 posts
Interesting, feels like I know this Schitt family.
