Inspiration has been shot up my arse by the magic kitepower crew led by steve. Thanks steve, your special.

So in the spirit of Dave i am on a winter road trip, yep i sure am. Except the only difference is i dont have any money, i dont have new kit i dont have a beautiful woman with me and i dont have a toyota bus.
Instead i have wind, enthusiasm, unbiased opinions, a crap kingswood, a mangy dog, crap kit and a wetsuit that doubles as a g string.
I will be doing the huge west aussie tour covering massive distances. I plan to start in the centre of Perth, and will travel first down the river to pelican point, then to melville, and finally finishing in Woodies. May even take the comp in at herrisson island....who knows.
If you would like to join me at any time to laugh and see how crap i really am look out for the belching smoke from the "kingy" at a spot near you. You never know i might show you a new breast.