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angie pangi
angie pangi
QLD
1782 posts
QLD, 1782 posts
29 Nov 2007 9:08am
Here's a few,


* Real strength is not just a condition of one's muscle, but a tenderness in one's spirit

* If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner

* The best way to predict the future is to invent it.

x angie

KiteDevil
KiteDevil
TAS
778 posts
TAS, 778 posts
29 Nov 2007 5:43pm
“In the absence of clearly defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it.”
Robert Heinlein
waveslave
waveslave
WA
4263 posts
WA, 4263 posts
29 Nov 2007 8:56pm
The war-on-drugs is so futile it makes the Hundred Years War look like a well thought-out campaign.
lol.
Kahuna
Kahuna
WA
63 posts
WA, 63 posts
29 Nov 2007 9:06pm
'The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience.'
IanR
IanR
NSW
1360 posts
NSW, 1360 posts
29 Nov 2007 11:17pm
It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top.
Hunter S. Thompson

The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.
Hunter S. Thompson

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
Hunter S. Thompson
Blaster
Blaster
WA
501 posts
WA, 501 posts
29 Nov 2007 9:46pm
"Aim low, reach your goals, avoid disappointment."
Blaster 07
GreenPat
GreenPat
QLD
4107 posts
QLD, 4107 posts
29 Nov 2007 11:33pm
Someone said at the pub on the weekend:

'Can you get incest from sex?'

Blaster
Blaster
WA
501 posts
WA, 501 posts
29 Nov 2007 10:50pm
KiteBoy at the beach the other day flying someone else's kite (without asking) crashed it into another brand new first time demo'ed kite, then proceeded to loop together to the water.

"wasn't my fault"
lovey
lovey
NSW
177 posts
NSW, 177 posts
30 Nov 2007 9:09am
WHERE WIVES AND KITING ARE CONCERNED -

"It's easier to beg for forgivness than to ask for permission"
Sailguy
Sailguy
QLD
21 posts
QLD, 21 posts
30 Nov 2007 9:59am
There are 2 times in life..
Now or too late.
Sailguy 07
Bigwavedave
Bigwavedave
QLD
2057 posts
QLD, 2057 posts
30 Nov 2007 10:39am
Catch the wave you see.
bobjaan
bobjaan
WA
314 posts
WA, 314 posts
30 Nov 2007 9:43am
I have got a few

"Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no-one thinks of changing themselves"
"No-one can make you feel inferior without your consent"

Kiteboy this one for you, "A superior man is modest in his speech, but exceeds in his actions"

"My mothers menu consist of two choices, take it or leave it"

For all the forum users, "Constantly talking is not necessarily comminication"

or, "are you actually listening to me or waiting for your oppotunity to speak"


And for all the WA Drivers, "The driver is safer when the road is dry, and the road is safer when the driver is dry"
Blaster
Blaster
WA
501 posts
WA, 501 posts
30 Nov 2007 11:24am
Those who criticise our generation forget who raised it.
mytchook
mytchook
QLD
561 posts
QLD, 561 posts
30 Nov 2007 8:32pm
There is nothing wrong with reading the menu as long as you eat at home
richrelative
richrelative
WA
162 posts
WA, 162 posts
1 Dec 2007 3:49pm
in relation to girls--- why buy a book when you can go to the library and borrow one.

or---your old man left the best part of you on the sheets.
asybarite
asybarite
NSW
41 posts
NSW, 41 posts
1 Dec 2007 6:43pm
don't take life toooo seriously......no one gets out alive anyway
Heffs
Heffs
QLD
17 posts
QLD, 17 posts
1 Dec 2007 6:34pm
"I wish my lawn was emo, so then it would cut itself."
GreenPat
GreenPat
QLD
4107 posts
QLD, 4107 posts
2 Dec 2007 12:21am
"The truth is there have only been about six confirmed sightings of Australian metrosexuals, so it's not a trend to which we should pay too much attention."

Hugh Mackay, "Advance Australia ...Where?"
killerbunny
killerbunny
WA
2 posts
WA, 2 posts
2 Dec 2007 9:20am
"Pain is temporary - Glory is forever"

on the same lines:

Play now - Hurt later.....
kitecroc
kitecroc
SA
513 posts
SA, 513 posts
2 Dec 2007 1:43pm
Everyone who lives dies, but not everyone who dies has lived!

Fortune favors the brave!
Adz
Adz
WA
120 posts
Adz Adz
WA, 120 posts
2 Dec 2007 12:36pm
Man who goes to bed sexually frustrated, often wakes up with solution in hand!
asybarite
asybarite
NSW
41 posts
NSW, 41 posts
2 Dec 2007 4:26pm
a funny ing happened on the way to the grave......I took up kiting
asybarite
asybarite
NSW
41 posts
NSW, 41 posts
2 Dec 2007 4:27pm
err I meant to say
a funny THING happened on the way to the grave ....
Susie
Susie
SA
837 posts
SA, 837 posts
2 Dec 2007 6:31pm
A divine view is beheld from a perilous peak
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
2 Dec 2007 9:43pm
mytchook said...

There is nothing wrong with reading the menu as long as you eat at home


And its ok to dine out if there's nothing to eat at home.
michel
michel
NSW
413 posts
NSW, 413 posts
3 Dec 2007 3:56pm
Dont cry because its over,smile because it ever was !!
fver
fver
WA
453 posts
WA, 453 posts
3 Dec 2007 11:21pm

Tonight,

Beach goers passing behind me while I am lying down on the beach exhausted and happy after a great session...

"He's stuffed!..."


Fred
inverted
inverted
WA
61 posts
WA, 61 posts
4 Dec 2007 12:06am
Your devil's victim is my devil's candy
sharkbait
sharkbait
VIC
134 posts
VIC, 134 posts
4 Dec 2007 10:26am
C. H. (Charles Haddon) Spurgeon The doorstep to the temple of wisdom is a knowledge of our own ignorance.

Martin Luther King, Jr. Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and consciencious stupidity.

Charles J. C. Lyall There are four things that hold back human progress. Ignorance, stupidity, committees and accountants.

Aldous Huxley At least two-thirds of our miseries spring from human stupidity, human malice and those great motivators and justifiers of malice and stupidity idealism, dogmatism and proselytizing zeal on behalf of religous or political ideas.

Lytton Strachey The history of the Victorian Age will never be written we know too much about it. For ignorance is the first requisite of the historian - ignorance, which simplifies and clarifies, which selects and omits, with a placid perfection unattainable by the highest art.

Sankara The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance is destroyed, spirit shine forth, like the sun when released from clouds.

Will Rogers If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out
Unknown Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.

Edwin H. Land Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.

Frank Leahy Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.

Albert Einstein Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Jean de la Bruyere There are only two ways by which to rise in this world, either by one's own industry or by the stupidity of others.

Anon. Hanlon's RazorNever attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

Gustave Flaubert Stupidity consists in wanting to reach conclusions. We are a thread, and we want to know the whole cloth.

Vladimir Nabokov My loathings are simple stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.

Edward Abbey One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.

Doris Fleeson It is occasionally possible to charge hell with a bucket of water, but against stupidity the gods themselves struggle in vain.

Vartan Gregorian Libraries keep the records on behalf of all humanity. ... the unique and the absurd, the wise and the fragments of stupidity.

Conan Doyle When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. It is stupidity rather than courage to refuse to recognize danger when it is close upon you.

Sacha Guitry The little I know, I owe to my ignorance.

Albert Einstein Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

Albert Einstein The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

Harry Homes Ignorance is the mother of fear.

Will Durant Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.

Johann von Goethe Nothing is more terrible than ignorance in action.

Johann von Goethe Nothing is as terrible to see as ignorance in action.

Louis D. Brandeis Behind every argument is someone's ignorance.

Mignon McLaughlin It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't.
Jean de La Fontaine Let ignorance talk as it will, learning has its value.

Benjamin Disraeli The magic of first love is our ignorance that it can never end.

Baron de la Brede et de Montesquieu The incomparable stupidity of life teaches us to love our parents divine philosophy teaches us to forgive them.

Sophy Burnham To believe in God or in a guiding force because someone tells you to is the height of stupidity. We are given senses to receive our information within. With our own eyes we see, and with our own skin we feel. With our intelligence, it is intended that we understand. But each person must puzzle it out for himself or herself.

Gustave Flaubert Our ignorance of history causes us to slander our own times.

Adlai E. Stevenson For my part I believe in the forgiveness of sin and the redemption of ignorance.

Irene Peter Ignorance is no excuse, it's the real thing.

Laertius Diogenes He said that there was one only good, namely, knowledge and one only evil, namely, ignorance.

Thomas Carlyle I do not believe in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.

Mark Twain All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence then success is sure.

Con****ius Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance.

au_rick
au_rick
WA
752 posts
WA, 752 posts
24 Jan 2008 10:12am
"Never aplogoise, and never explain yourself,.....
sorry, let me put that another way....."


Hagar The Horrible
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