Alright whos gone and brought something new this week and made the wind stop…..
A sacrifice is needed, brownee I think its time to soak bertha*** in metho and fill the leading edge with acetylene, soak the lines in petrol and light the old girl up while beach jumping nude.
Should do this down at Cottesloe and hope the rangers get it on video. Just watch out for the Council employed goon squad and hope that one day not all of Cottesloe is turned into a golf coarse for retired snorkers.
What about you caution ya cant sell ya old kite so appease the kite gods and make us all happy.
****Bertha is the original china kite that brownee got way back in the days of Noah, I think it might have been paired with that fruit luving foil flying fox bat budda. Bertha has bee trashed, spanked, rebuilt and luved (in a way that kites should not be luved) and may now be retired to kite hell, some damp dark corner of brownees car boot. Much better to cremate the old girl… come on you know you want to do it.
boredoom and excess energy from not kiting have now fully taken over my body..... No not the probe anything but the probe.... AHHHHHHHHH
Shane
