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laurie
laurie
NSW
3904 posts
NSW, 3904 posts
5 Jul 2008 12:11pm
It's the middle of winter. Some crew here are getting a bit restless, and forgetting what we kite for ... getting away from work, the power of the ocean & wind. If you're not getting wind, or not a fan of winter kiting, you can forget the buzz of kitesurfing.

Write about your most rewarding day, or whatevers you floats your boat about kitesurfing, and whoever gets the most thumbs up wins their choice of a DVD .. choose from Ben Wilson's "Smack" or "The Unknown Road".

For me, summer memories of glassy conditions at spots in the North West will never be forgotten. You know .. 25 knots, water that's over a metre deep, yet it's glassy. The water is so clear and that you can see your shadow on the ocean floor. Like kiting on a pool! The landscape is wild & free of buildings. Add to that northern wave spots .. one end of summer session where I kited for 5 hours solid because conditions were so good .. and the only reason I stopped was I blew out a quadricep from exhaustion!

Bring It!
bellz
bellz
WA
572 posts
WA, 572 posts
5 Jul 2008 1:25pm
well once upon a time i walked across the road and pumped my kite up and went out it was a solid 18 knots it was choppy. i then did a backroll
THE END
teabagg
teabagg
NSW
141 posts
NSW, 141 posts
5 Jul 2008 7:46pm
once upon a time i got a mate to film me posing with half a try hard scowl in slow motion at innumerable locations, set it to some catchy doof music and called it a kitesurf movie...
Surfer62
Surfer62
1357 posts
1357 posts
5 Jul 2008 8:08pm
I kited today, I got a bit wet though but it was really interesting and lots of fun. I once flew smack airlines in indo, been down the unknown road many times and up the backroad a few times, thats all, do I win ???????
MagicMike
MagicMike
WA
210 posts
WA, 210 posts
5 Jul 2008 8:12pm
my story doesn't have the most epic wind or waves in fact it only reached 17kts and the wave height was about up to my waist, sun was shining and little white caps glittered the ocean as far as i could see. james and i are 16 and are about 65kg's so a 11m pink waroo and a 13m venom were perfect for the day, the water was that light blue green colour and i had just finished strapping my 5'10 surfboard so with the light wind conditions only the young riders in newcastle were keen enough to ride the new midday seabreeze. This was another thing that made this summer day special, usually in newcastle you see the 35+ riders shredding around and locals get the image that kitesurfing is just for the adults, but with 16-17year olds shredding the ocean and cruzing around with big grins on our faces demonstrated that kiting is infecting high schools and not just adults with money to burn. oh yeah and a super hot chick about my age in a white bikini asked me with a smile if it is possible to do double-up kiteboarding, but since i had been riding for about 4-5 hours and was having trouble walking straight i just collapsed and landed my kite.
cheers!(a DVD would be nice)
kitecrazzzy
kitecrazzzy
WA
2184 posts
WA, 2184 posts
5 Jul 2008 9:10pm
A winter's kite
I arrived at the beach, it was cold.
I pumped up my kite, it wasn't one pump.
I unravelled my lines, they where tangled.
I attached my lines, they where hard to do with cold figures.
I took some more time to launch and land some kooks who where crashing all over the beach, I didn't enjoy it.
I put on my wet suit, it was already wet.
I took off from the beach, it wasn't wasn't enough to go up wind.
I went for a down winder, it sucked.
I didn't want to get wet, i didn't try anything.
The wind died, i tried to come in.
There wasn't enough wind to keep the kite going.
I was over the reef, it sucked dry.
I crunched my board over the reef many times, it didn't feel good.
I got dumped and washed up the beach, I got sandy___.
I couldn't walk down wind because the kite wouldn't keep up.
I gave up and walked to a mates house, he was out.
I caught a bus, they didn't like my kite.
I got back to the car, i was cold.
I tried to kite in winter, I hate winter.
waveslave
waveslave
WA
4263 posts
WA, 4263 posts
7 Jul 2008 8:45pm
A KITE TALE ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The moment I saw the bowkite gyrate thru it's third loop, I knew we had a problem.
A kitelooping frenzy deathdrag problem.
At the time, I felt a tinge of guilt because I had launched his kite.
A second later, I had overcome my feelings of wrong-doing.
I recalled my last words to him just before he stepped off the shoreline and fanged out towards the surf.
"Are you sure you are confident enough to go out here" ?
"Yeah mate, this place is safe as houses", he replied.

He was 200 metres out to sea, the cold frontal wind was straight sideshore....
and he was getting ragdolled with every thrust of the spiralling kite.
It was funny in a sick kind of way.
He truly resembled a teabag going thru the motions.
UP.....down....Dunk
UP.....down....Dunk
UP.....down....Dunk
lol.

No one kited this mysto surfspot, just the missus and myself....
my mate had come along for the ride.
But he had been hot for a wavekite session, and even though it was only his second time in the ocean....
he was keen as a grommet getting his first root.

As I held his kite for the assisted launch.....
I had figured he was fully capable because he had a full season under his belt at the flatwater spot, and besides...
he was a pretty hot surfer and ex-poley from the old days.

When he fanged out thru the smooth wavefaces and then boosted into a massive jump...
I knew instantly it had not been an intentional move.
No-way.
Up to that point in time, he had never done any real boosts, only bunny hops off the flatwater chops.
When he crashed hard from this hell-boost, the kitelooping frenzy kicked-in immediately.

The sandy beach was wide and clean, but there was a narly reefshelf about 500 metres downwind of where he had launched.
I watched him getting deathdragged downwind as I jogged along the beach, trying to keep up with his jerky mvements.
His board had long gone, it had flung off his feet during the elevator-ride,
and it was floating upwind somewhere, out-of-sight...out-of-mind.

Now this narly reefshelf got me thinking.
If my mate could hang in for a bit longer and take some more hits...
he would be downwind of the nasty stuff and out of harms way.
I suspected that at some point in time he would pull the pin and flag the kite to one line....
and swim the whole mess in.

As soon as I had mulled these thoughts over in my head....
the kite suddenly snapped into a flapping flag.
"Goddamn pussie", I cursed.
"Why couldn't he just roll with the punches and remain conscious for a few more hundred metres" ?
"Now there's going to be more fun and games on the rocks later".

I didn't need to jog along the beach in a hurry anymore.
He wasn't going anywhere fast for a while.
I ran up a high dune to get a better look.
While he was winding up his lines into a messy birdsnest so he could get to his kite,
I scanned the horizon for a sight of his board.
I knew his twin-tip was blue, and the cold cruel sea was greeny grey.
It was late afternoon and the sun was very low and the daylight was quickly dimming.
Board recovery seemed hopeless.

He finally drifted in close....right where he shouldn't have.
Straight onto the reefshelf full of cracks and holes and small breaking waves.
A resident who must have been watching the action arrived on the scene carrying a large coil of old crayrope to assist with a rescue, I guess ?
The rope was in a tangle and I foolishly helped him take out the knots and twists and loops.
It gave me something to do as I watched my mate struggle with his gear and his snagged kitelines...
which were tightly caught on the reef outcrops.

The well-meaning resident and I could not believe what we witnessed next.
In a flash and the glint of cold steel, my shipwrecked mate pulled out a 6" knife from its hiding place....
and sliced thru those fken tight strings in a heartbeat.
Ping....Ping....Ping.
It was plainly obvious that he was completely over-it.

We walked back up the beach together, heading for the vehicle....
all the time keeping our eyes peeled upwind for a hint of his kiteboard.
It was dark by the time the kite was packed away, the board was now fishermans treasure.

The next day my mate organised a barbie.
His missus asked him to fire it up and throw on the steaks.
As we walked outside to cook up the meat, he noticed his lost kiteboard leaning against the fence.
WTF
His adult son (a local hot surfer) turned to his Dad and smiled.
"Daddy-o....you silly prick".
"You gotta hit the beaches super early if you want to score".
"You never know what you'll find".
"You gay kiters sleep in too late".
Ben De Jonge
Ben De Jonge
WA
819 posts
WA, 819 posts
7 Jul 2008 9:28pm
Waveslave wins. Entertaining tale, and all delivered in his machine-gun staccato delivery that he always uses - just soooo many more bursts of the gun this time.

Mick91 also funny.
Damo
Damo
WA
641 posts
WA, 641 posts
7 Jul 2008 10:06pm
i was out kiteing last week and prince phillip (royal prince of sweden not UK) came down and went out for a kite too. there were a few guys in the water takeing photos and everytime the price rode upto one of the photogaphers they all turned thier back on him and wouldnt take his photo cos he was only at an intermediate ish level and they didnt recognise him out on the water. they didnt realise it untill we came in and someone pointed out that the prince of sweden was out kitesurfing and if they had of got a good photo of him they could have sold it.

not much of a kiteing story i know but i thought it was funny and served them right for being snobs

here is a link to some of the photos
www.surfzone.se/forums/?t=59145
gruezi
gruezi
WA
3464 posts
WA, 3464 posts
7 Jul 2008 10:31pm
You are now an international star Damo! Cool

Yea, Waveslave wins...brilliant!
Mini Mal
Mini Mal
WA
298 posts
WA, 298 posts
8 Jul 2008 10:25am
I wen't to Gnarloo after a cyclone had caused all the crew to leave the station .King of da point and I were the first crew back in after the cyclone. I had the whole break to myself for several hours with 2m waves and just picking off the big ones coming through. Better than drugs
NJPornstar
NJPornstar
WA
790 posts
WA, 790 posts
8 Jul 2008 10:29am
Thats my story I did that with Rawson. Not fair.

But we had bigger waves! Such a good story, well worth a DVD.
Saffer
Saffer
VIC
4501 posts
VIC, 4501 posts
8 Jul 2008 12:35pm
Once upon a time there was a shop owner who received new stock of foot straps. The manufacturers of the foot straps insisted on calling them bindings and so the weak minded shop owner also called them bindings.

After all the kiter's got pissed off he still didn't catch the hint so they bought from other shop owners and they all lived happily ever after with their kiting gear bought from other shop owners. Except for the first shop owner because he still thinks they are bindings and nobody bought from him.

The end
KiteDevil
KiteDevil
TAS
778 posts
TAS, 778 posts
8 Jul 2008 1:33pm
The Kite Police

A couple of years back a nice NW seabreeze actually hit up the NorthWest of Tassie. A rare event by any measure, but it kicked in at about 20knots at 3pm. Conditions were great for a 10km downwinder to Burnie town. It was sunny, the water was an awesome green topped with nice dusting of white caps and the tide was half in. The whales had been about the day before and I was hoping to find one.

12m kites were launched and my mate and I kited some nice little bombies, got some fun air, saw a penguin, a couple of fish jumped up out of the water and eventually we rounded Cooee point.

After rounding the point the wind started to die in the arse.

This was not cool because from this point on it is nothing but rather ordinary rocks, jagged, kelpy and otherwise for the next 3km. To add to the uncoolness it then swung off shore.

My mate, about 200m behind and who is lighter than me, made a lunge for a small sandy spot and disappeared from view.

I was left with kite behaving badly, no power and a huge audience of households on the hill, all on the edge of their seats waiting for the next event to unfold.

So on cue, the kite fell out of the sky around 200m from shore. Oh great.

I wrapped my leash through the board and was rolling up my lines as best I could when I notice the fuzz standing 10m up on top of a break wall waving at me.

One of them was getting increasingly animated and was waving his arms around like one of those guys at the airport trying to park a plane.

"What the Fark is he trying to say?"

I'm half drowning swimming in all my gear and trying not to laugh at the villiage people who have come to save me.

After more arm waving, and me tapping my head and giving the ok symbol (thumbs up) I'd eventually had enough of this **** and gave them both the finger with extra animation. They figured that one out and disappeared from view.

I struggled with all the gear and wash in through the bigger rocks and dragged myself out of the water.

Crouching on all fours trying to catch my breath I look up and see two shiny black shoes.
"Oh sh1t", was the initial reaction as past experience with this situation never ended happily.

"Are you alright?" the shoes said

"yeah I just do this for fun"

"What is this parachute thing?..can we help you at all?" said the other one coming over the rocks and almost going arse up in his shiny black shoes.

"Well yeah, sure you can help" I handed him my board, then instructed the other one to go and get the kite, deflate it and roll it up while I make a sandwich.

"Oh it’s a kite is it, we were wondering what it was. Look I can help you up the rocks but I'm not getting wet" he replied

At that point he did the cool radio thing like on the telly, and said into his collar "Yes copy that, the sailor is ashore and well. I repeat sailor is ashore. No need for marine rescue"

Fark they were about to go all Bondi Rescue on me.

"I'm surprised you guys hung around after I gave you the bird, and don't call me a sailor"

"Yeah, we knew that signal and figured you must be alright if you can tell us to fark off whilst floating around Bass Strait with that get up!"

After a difficult pack down of snagged lines and much laughing about correct hand signals with the coppers, we parted company and I set off walking back along the highway to find my mate.

I have many tales to tell of the high seas involving much danger and daring, but for now, this here ends this small tale of woe.
getfunky
getfunky
WA
4485 posts
WA, 4485 posts
8 Jul 2008 1:08pm
Last decent session of the summer gone.

My 1st (and only sesh to date) at Yallingup, with a bit fluky wind.

Big dramas getting off the beach, past the thick beachy but once in open air it picked up and my 9m was in the perfect sweet spot zone!

Only myself, one other kiter and 2 (maybe 3) poleys out enjoying nice big boost ramps, having a fantastic sesh. No crowding, plenty of respect and even smiling and enjoying each others stoke. Ha ha - poleys aren't that bad after all..

Huge dramas when the wind dropped like flicking off a switch and one of the worst tangles in my lines ever, also nearly trashed my kite in the shallows.

One of the unfortunate poleys wrote off nearly his whole set-up getting back in through the chunderous beachy, (smashed boom and pole I believe) but still had a laugh and a chat in the carpark - it was that good a sesh.

Can't wait to get back there this summer..

Only 80 odd sleeps to go..

Nice post Loz, got any spare Prozac BTW?

Beer Bong
Beer Bong
WA
350 posts
WA, 350 posts
8 Jul 2008 4:35pm
Do Not Operate Heavy Machinery

This was only last weekend. We went on a 4wd search for a wave "South of Mandurah" in an iffy southerly. ( I say iffy because my mates are all poleys and anything under 20 knots is iffy )

While they sat on the beach during the lulls, my 9m discovered some of the biggest, smoothest, crosshore waves I've ridden - waves that will please me in my sleep. All alone, all mine, no one elses.

Back on the beach after a difficult upwind course against the current, I cracked open some Coopers to celebrate. Later I would be told in secrecy that kitesurfing looked pretty good, until they witnessed the next hour that is......

Driving back we made the decision to sail at a more popular and reliable wave "South of Mandurah". With alcohol redifining my strength and confidence, the rigging frenzy began, and even the sandy inside-out cold wet steamer didn't feel so bad.

Low tide didn't deter me from going the direct route out to the line-up, but carelessness detered me from a non-existent safety check. Hopped on, powered up, then whoosh.... away flys my kite and bar without me. The chicken loop had opened up, AND my leash had detached from my harness...wtf !! Off it went in cross-off breeze, before landing in the impact zone, and tangling round my mates windsurf board. He was having a runt of a time as it was, bashing across dry reef to get out. So after clambering back to the beach and doing the super sprint, with beer beginning to make it's way back up, I retrieved my bag and went back to the spot to launch again. This was not the way my day was ending. And those perfect waves just kept laughing at me.

Second launch and all good, got out, gybed, then spreader bar comes undone on one side, now my bar is 3 foot away from me with no depower. Then the wind starts to drop for good, kite goes down, I get dragged across the impact zone, which is a long way, my board has no more nose, and I can feel the amusement of the carpark crowd. All I can hear tho is large foam walls going through my gear and my pride. Rescued myself, and live to kite another day.

The morning session was to die for tho.......








laurie
laurie
NSW
3904 posts
NSW, 3904 posts
10 Jul 2008 2:44pm
Excellent for all for contributing your stories.

The winner is waveslave (who probably needs the DVD's the least?!)

waveslave .. a PM has been sent to you ..

Cheers!

getfunky
getfunky
WA
4485 posts
WA, 4485 posts
10 Jul 2008 1:10pm
Groan...

I knew I should have told the other story about this one time at band camp...
airhead
airhead
WA
814 posts
WA, 814 posts
10 Jul 2008 2:00pm
laurie said...

Excellent for all for contributing your stories.

The winner is waveslave (who probably needs the DVD's the least?!)

waveslave .. a PM has been sent to you ..

Cheers!





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