I bloody nearly had heart palpatations!! He took ferkin ages to land too, the show-off!
) puppies off the leash... thank goodness the ranger wasn't about. I must have muttered "lucky bastard" at least 50 times under my breath as she helped pack away his gear...yep still toppo as well.
I suggest you not eat 1st though...quote:
Originally posted by Surfer62
Would there nothing better than rocking up at your local spot/spots chauffer driven by a mid 30's "sharp aunty" driving something flashy, loaded with the latest kiting toys she has bought for you. She has the house overlooking your spot but, why walk when she can drive? She then pumps up the kite (she's already pumped you, twice!) sets the lines and dutifully launches you. You later return to shore, she catches the kite and hands you a cold stubby. Is it a dream?
blah blah blah blah. lots of pros must be some cons???????
Sharp Auntiy definition, Oxford Dictionary, Noun: homosapien, female species, 30 something, three times divorced, wealthy, drives european car, surgically enhanced, attractive when ankles are behind ears, shallow, drinks chardonay, attends gym daily, has personal trainer, lots of free time, needs companionship.
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Originally posted by manicskier
I thought it was young, dumb and full of ....
I want one though..
one day she'll stop handing you the beer, you'll hang with the boys and come home late. 
hehehehe 
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Originally posted by getfunky
Last year at Pinnaroo (Perth) there was a lovely "Auntie" sunbathing topless who jumped (yes I mean jumped) up and ran around topless like a crazy jiggly person to grab her fellas kite to land!
They were big (and most likely expensive
Lady kiters - I am prepered to pull out my "House of Borat" swimmers if a blow for equal rights is needed here
quote:Still waiting to see what you "Aunties" Really think of us boys??
Originally posted by sexyback
I think it's about time we 'aunties' told you guys what we REALLY think of you BOYS! [}:)]
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Originally posted by sexyback
Definition of an Asshole:
1. The anus.
2. A fool; someone whose behaviour, opinion, etc is not highly regarded.
3. A place or thing that is loathed and despised.
You spread yourself around more than a tub of margarine on a stinking hot day!
imported top quality with the sole purpose 2 pump kites launch em land em pack em away then ... you can finish the sentence man cant believe i missed the pinaroo lady... only there almost every day!
