Smack The Penguin

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au_rick
au_rick
WA
752 posts
WA, 752 posts
14 Apr 2009 1:47pm
lack of wind here on the west coast is to blame for this

http://n.ethz.ch/student/mkos/pinguin.swf

Kitehard
Kitehard
WA
2782 posts
WA, 2782 posts
14 Apr 2009 2:07pm
Hey Rick,

I heard if you smack the penguin, you'll go blind!

Good winds,



PS 321.4m
Mr float
Mr float
NSW
3452 posts
NSW, 3452 posts
14 Apr 2009 4:12pm
who can top 291.5 ,302.5,305.3

any other games for yet another crapp windless day
GalahOnTheBay
GalahOnTheBay
NSW
4188 posts
NSW, 4188 posts
14 Apr 2009 4:31pm
296 after a lot of airswings
don
don
QLD
56 posts
don don
QLD, 56 posts
14 Apr 2009 4:32pm
I needed amusement. It beats stroking the Bishop.
GalahOnTheBay
GalahOnTheBay
NSW
4188 posts
NSW, 4188 posts
14 Apr 2009 4:35pm
don said...

I needed amusement. It beats stroking the Bishop.


Only if you are doing it wrong my friend...
milko
milko
NSW
604 posts
NSW, 604 posts
14 Apr 2009 5:26pm
I had a 326.6 on the bounce but also had a 205.3 on the full.. this thing went out of the top of the screen and just speared into the snow.. gold
airush geoff
airush geoff
974 posts
974 posts
14 Apr 2009 3:33pm
302.7 - I guess I need more practice, I usually play spank the little wookie
davem207
davem207
VIC
138 posts
VIC, 138 posts
14 Apr 2009 6:06pm
322, after alot of smacken, would be more realsitic if they were cute little white baby sea lions.
pbphotoswa
pbphotoswa
WA
95 posts
WA, 95 posts
14 Apr 2009 4:13pm
205.6 with severe headplant
Dj Atak
Dj Atak
WA
75 posts
WA, 75 posts
14 Apr 2009 5:44pm
310.7, after alot of swinging. good fun
omega
omega
VIC
100 posts
VIC, 100 posts
14 Apr 2009 7:56pm
this game was addictive for a while, plus if noone can see you screen at work then this can keep you occupied for a full hour.

armorgames.com/play/269/the-last-stand?t=1584706456

the last stand 2 is also a great sequel that has some cooler weapons and gameplay in it
jimmy87
jimmy87
SA
112 posts
SA, 112 posts
14 Apr 2009 9:43pm
that game is gold 320.3
saffieboy
saffieboy
SA
222 posts
SA, 222 posts
14 Apr 2009 9:52pm
320.3 on the bounce
fozzy
fozzy
SA
501 posts
SA, 501 posts
14 Apr 2009 10:05pm
Just asked the wife if she wanted a go. Bangs out a 322.9. Damn it!
YoMoFo
YoMoFo
NSW
240 posts
NSW, 240 posts
15 Apr 2009 9:30am
There was a better version of this getting around with land mines in it.And it was only the penguins head that went flying, funny as all F@#k
Smedg
Smedg
NSW
836 posts
NSW, 836 posts
15 Apr 2009 11:21am
310.5 first go... then nothing close for next 10 goes.. haha. how good are the beak first landings.

old favourite here (unpenguin related)

www.officegamespot.com/officegames/appleshooter.htm
Jr Walks
Jr Walks
WA
284 posts
WA, 284 posts
16 Apr 2009 9:50am
Got to round 7 woot

first go lol
milko
milko
NSW
604 posts
NSW, 604 posts
17 Apr 2009 7:11pm
Smedg said...

310.5 first go... then nothing close for next 10 goes.. haha. how good are the beak first landings.

old favourite here (unpenguin related)

www.officegamespot.com/officegames/appleshooter.htm


did you hear the archer cutting a fart.. at first i thought it was the bow stretching to far but then i realised
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
NSW, 6451 posts
17 Apr 2009 7:56pm
sorry, havent played smack the penguin yet,was way too busy playing spank the monkey....and I won
since the misses moved out have been getting pretty good at that game.

But at least I kite when ever I want instead of going to some picnic with people I dont even like when the winds honking or spending hours in the shops telling her that"no your butt doesnt look big in that"',or going to one of her "friends " weddings that she hates with a passion and missing an epic session....

sorry,I will stop haven a whinge now,
I feel better,thanks again seabreeze help line
elizabethb
elizabethb
QLD
2081 posts
QLD, 2081 posts
17 Apr 2009 8:33pm
lotofwind said...

since the misses moved out have been getting pretty good at that game.

But at least I kite when ever I want instead of going to some picnic with people I dont even like when the winds honking.


Oh-so-true buddy; sorry to hear, but nothing is worth than continual frustration and lack of kiting due to a woman!
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
NSW, 6451 posts
17 Apr 2009 8:43pm
elizabethb said...

lotofwind said...

since the misses moved out have been getting pretty good at that game.

But at least I kite when ever I want instead of going to some picnic with people I dont even like when the winds honking.


Oh-so-true buddy; sorry to hear, but nothing is worth than continual frustration and lack of kiting due to a woman!

wow,and this comes from a women folk.
please please please please be single elizaabethb
I must admit that the single life is pretty damn good
I think Im the happiest I have ever been.Seem to have more money in the bank too.
mmmmm let me see........happier,more money in da bank and no girlfriend,,,,,,I think I see a pattern forming.Oh and a red right hand

elizabethb
elizabethb
QLD
2081 posts
QLD, 2081 posts
17 Apr 2009 9:10pm
lotofwind said...

elizabethb said...

lotofwind said...

since the misses moved out have been getting pretty good at that game.

But at least I kite when ever I want instead of going to some picnic with people I dont even like when the winds honking.


Oh-so-true buddy; sorry to hear, but nothing is worth than continual frustration and lack of kiting due to a woman!

wow,and this comes from a women folk.
please please please please be single elizaabethb
I must admit that the single life is pretty damn good
I think Im the happiest I have ever been.Seem to have more money in the bank too.
mmmmm let me see........happier,more money in da bank and no girlfriend,,,,,,I think I see a pattern forming.Oh and a red right hand


lol oh don't you worry, I've found the two guys I dated after 1.5 years of being with a kiter, wasn't worth the trouble/ effort/ non-kiting time.
Selfish I know, but hey.... It's windy, and guys who don't kite, don't appreciate being turned down for guys I kite with!

haha several ups and one down to not having a missus; you need to either meet a nice kitergirl, or a girl who who appreciates her space, shopping and time away from you (on windy days especially)
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
NSW, 6451 posts
17 Apr 2009 10:34pm
After I split with my misses my mate asked what I would want in a women.
I answered"a chick that loves surfing,kiteing,camping fishing,roughing it out doors for weeks to get to out of the way spots,loves a few beers with the boys and someone who doesnt whinge"
He replied with "mate,you need a bloke with a vigina"

I thought that was a classic responds.
h20fly
h20fly
WA
384 posts
WA, 384 posts
18 Apr 2009 12:44am
well beat you all 436.4m the trick is to swing the mouse left to right as you click.. i only had to have like 3 go's all over 350 :) great game
surfsky
surfsky
NSW
68 posts
NSW, 68 posts
18 Apr 2009 6:49pm
my 8 year old daughter got 291.8
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