Spacemonkey! said...
inb4 dude and man
"Dude, do you know what a movie-teaser is?"
"Why man, don't you know?"
"Dude, I know what a movie-teaser is. But I'm asking you if you know."
"Sure man, I know."
"Then tell me, dude."
"It's a little taste of something. It's a trailer, man. It's an ad."
"Dude, it's a way of toying with folks."
"It's just a means of tantalizing people, man."
"Dude, it's another way of tormenting folks."
"It's just a little bit of intrigue, man."
"Dude, it's freaking torture of the mind. It does my head in."
"It's just a small offering of something people might like to see, man."
"Dude, it's pure agony. I want to see the whole god damn movie, NOW."
"Stop stressing man. It'll probably be a big anti-climax anyway. They always are."