Quite often I am at the beach watching kiters launch and land and have a generally good time. However there is a few people that love to shout and yell instructions to their partners or friends. I think its a cack how a kiter, (generally male) rigs his kite and goes and stands by his bar then shouts to his (usually) sunbaking partner (generally female), "flip the kite over, walk here, walk there, no not like that over..., over, NO! just over there...its not difficult.....f#@K"! Then crack the ****s and wonder why he has a bad kite and doesnt get sex for the next few nights.
If you are one of these people, Id like suggest the 'non-kiting partner assisted kite launch technique' (for short - the NKPAKL Technique).
Rig the kite and lines, get all ready then ask your partner to hold the kite like this.... Prepare the kite in the launch position and hand it to them. Tell them to stay there and when you say let go....let go and walk upwind (remember to show them where upwind is if they dont know about the wind). Then...Go to the bar, walk to across the wind and then say...."let go"
Try it
Happy Kiting (and happy sex)!
- works everytime 
Good on ya mate, there's hope for us all yet. 
