theDoctor said..
I flip the kite onto the ground
Then I piss on it
Back in the day I was on the beach and needed to take a piss and it was blowing 30-40 knots.
I remembered the sage advice from my old man. He said. "Son, Never piss into the wind"
I took that advice and faced downwind and started to piss.
Then as I was pissing I felt rain spitting on my face, I looked around for a cloud and couldn't see one.
"That's odd" I thought to myself as I scanned the sky for a source of the rain
Then it dawned on me. My body was creating an eddying effect for the wind and circulating my own piss back onto my face.
Yep, I was pissing on my on face.
Behold I learned a second part of information that I could pass onto my son.
"Son, never piss into the wind! also when it is very windy do not piss directly downwind either!"
After some non statistically significant scientific testing on urination angles I, discovered that the best angle to urinate in high wind was broadreach, 45 Degree down wind.
My advice to you Doctor, if you are urinating on someones kite in highwind. Urinate at a 45 degree broachreach angle!