WA
9106 posts
Walked into Harvey norman this arvo to check out cookers!! and ther on five big screens in quadrophonic stereo (fuel TV) was young melville Toby telling the world why he kites, what new moves he's doing....and generally looking kinda cool.
well done Toby.....great exposure!
QLD
5283 posts
i think poor rellie would only walk into "hardly normal" and still stand out in the crowd.
WA
9106 posts
Young Toby whose family, dad and brothers generally kite at Melville.
Just cause you try to take over the world by ridding it of traffic lights and building roundabouts your labelled a fruit loop...
SA
2288 posts
Wait dont think were talking about same toby, my bad lol. DOH
WA
9106 posts
Yea it was....didnt want to put his surname for my own paranoid reasons.
It was wild on about 5 massive screens, chatting in a cool way about himself and kiting. Showed a couple of quick clips of him doing a few slick moves.
Couldnt believe it, had to stop, turn it up and call my wife over....."look theres Toby" at the top of my voice.
WA
9106 posts
Dunno where he was but it looked windy.
QLD
5283 posts
i like roundabouts too.
but they confuse old people.
and lights confuse the colour blind.
WA
9106 posts
I hate traffic lights with a passion.
I devised a cunning and dangerous scheme to rid the world of them by replacing them with roundabouts and thus creating a steady flow of traffic without interuptions.
However my plans were foiled by Mariah Carey, and Kylie who lured me into a world of deviant behaviours that resulted in a concert tour of china instead.
WA
9106 posts
No no leader, you see i needed to have an evil acomplice in this desire for world domination. Cant do these things without a female dominatrix by your side.
anyway as it worked out i was inundated with offers, Miriah came first, however then came my Kylie. They both got jealous and Miriah went psychotic believeing she was a wren and could eat worms.
kylie rescued me and whisked me off to tour in china instead, so world domination kinda got forgotton about and singing i should be so lucky came top priority.
Since then Kylie gave me the flick, and i am now in debt, wearing rags and living in a wheelie bin in balga.
so to answer your question, no i had nothing to do with kylies breast, that was a kite company i set up in kalgoorlie....but thats another story.
QLD
5283 posts
i'm sure we could set up a kiting "magic roundabout"
WA
9106 posts
or azza, gruiezi, puppet and carbine yeeeeeeeeeeeee
SA
2898 posts
Is Dougal the dog?
what was the head on a spring?
I know I should have taken more notice, but I was flat out trying to understand what Bill And Ben were saying to Little weed.
Oh No! I think I've just had a mind blowing revelation.
Bill and Ben were secrectly sewing the seeds of
SA
2898 posts
Oh to have a Flobbadobba friend.
