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Kitehard

2782 posts

Kitehard

WA, 2782 posts

30 Jan 2010 5:23pm

A Euro tourist walks up to me today at the beach with the sand blowing in torrents down the beach propelled by WA's finest 30+ knot Freo Doctor.

He says, "Can you tell me where the nearest windless beach is?"

Without thinking, I reply, "Sydney"

Cheers,

KH

rhinoman

QLD

362 posts

rhinoman

QLD, 362 posts

30 Jan 2010 7:28pm

i think you should stick to kite sales because that was so sad ..

T one

321 posts

T one

NT, 321 posts

30 Jan 2010 7:36pm

shoulda said Darwin... 30 knots yesterday, 6 knots today WTF!

Kitehard

2782 posts

Kitehard

WA, 2782 posts

30 Jan 2010 6:30pm

A Zen joke.

If a man kites in the ocean and no one see's him ride. Does he make any spray?

Answer: Of course not, who the hell kites if there is no one watching.

LOL

KH

poor relative

9106 posts

poor relative

WA, 9106 posts

30 Jan 2010 6:59pm

Painkillers seem to be doing their job eh KH?

Kitehard

2782 posts

Kitehard

WA, 2782 posts

30 Jan 2010 7:29pm

Oh C'mon?

You can't be serious

Red thumbs

Dat sh!t is some quality funnies.

Ah gees, whatever! Say, I just flew in to Perth and boy are my arms tired. .........

Hello? Is this thing on .....?

Thanks very much ladies and gents, you've been very cruel. I'll be here all week

Hey Doc, some more Tramadol thanks. They reeeeeeaaaaaally Good!

Is the world more colourful today or is it just me

little o

405 posts

little o

WA, 405 posts

30 Jan 2010 7:43pm

i was there for that joke....and the retelling.......twice..........I always tell people drugs are bad....

Kitehard

2782 posts

Kitehard

WA, 2782 posts

30 Jan 2010 7:45pm

little o said...

i was there for that joke....and the retelling.......twice..........I always tell people drugs are bad....

Et too brutus?

poor relative

9106 posts

poor relative

WA, 9106 posts

30 Jan 2010 8:28pm

i'll give you a greenie
But the joke was brutal.

juicerider

790 posts

juicerider

WA, 790 posts

30 Jan 2010 8:29pm

I Liked it and it just got funnier every time I heard it

Pugwash

7733 posts

Pugwash

WA, 7733 posts

30 Jan 2010 9:03pm

30+, you mean the gusts??? Or, were you at Rotto

diginoz

317 posts

diginoz

WA, 317 posts

30 Jan 2010 9:28pm

31 (34 gust) at melville nearly s t meself

Era

86 posts

Era

WA, 86 posts

31 Jan 2010 2:05am

I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual check up. She told me that I had to quit masturbating. I asked why and she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you."

Pow

Kitehard

2782 posts

Kitehard

WA, 2782 posts

31 Jan 2010 2:53am

Era said...

I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual check up. She told me that I had to quit masturbating. I asked why and she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you."

Pow

Era,

You can be on my team. Great joke!

KFH (drunk(

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