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Kitehard
Kitehard
WA
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WA, 2782 posts
30 Jan 2010 5:23pm
A Euro tourist walks up to me today at the beach with the sand blowing in torrents down the beach propelled by WA's finest 30+ knot Freo Doctor.

He says, "Can you tell me where the nearest windless beach is?"

Without thinking, I reply, "Sydney"

Cheers,

KH

rhinoman
rhinoman
QLD
362 posts
QLD, 362 posts
30 Jan 2010 7:28pm
i think you should stick to kite sales because that was so sad ..
T one
T one
NT
321 posts
NT, 321 posts
30 Jan 2010 7:36pm
shoulda said Darwin... 30 knots yesterday, 6 knots today WTF!
Kitehard
Kitehard
WA
2782 posts
WA, 2782 posts
30 Jan 2010 6:30pm
A Zen joke.

If a man kites in the ocean and no one see's him ride. Does he make any spray?

Answer: Of course not, who the hell kites if there is no one watching.

LOL

KH
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
30 Jan 2010 6:59pm
Painkillers seem to be doing their job eh KH?
Kitehard
Kitehard
WA
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WA, 2782 posts
30 Jan 2010 7:29pm
Oh C'mon?

You can't be serious Red thumbs

Dat sh!t is some quality funnies.

Ah gees, whatever! Say, I just flew in to Perth and boy are my arms tired. .........

Hello? Is this thing on .....?

Thanks very much ladies and gents, you've been very cruel. I'll be here all week

Hey Doc, some more Tramadol thanks. They reeeeeeaaaaaally Good! Is the world more colourful today or is it just me

KH
little o
little o
WA
405 posts
WA, 405 posts
30 Jan 2010 7:43pm
i was there for that joke....and the retelling.......twice..........I always tell people drugs are bad....

Kitehard
Kitehard
WA
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WA, 2782 posts
30 Jan 2010 7:45pm
little o said...

i was there for that joke....and the retelling.......twice..........I always tell people drugs are bad....




Et too brutus?

KH
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
30 Jan 2010 8:28pm
i'll give you a greenie
But the joke was brutal.
juicerider
juicerider
WA
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WA, 790 posts
30 Jan 2010 8:29pm
I Liked it and it just got funnier every time I heard it
Pugwash
Pugwash
WA
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WA, 7733 posts
30 Jan 2010 9:03pm
30+, you mean the gusts??? Or, were you at Rotto
diginoz
diginoz
WA
317 posts
WA, 317 posts
30 Jan 2010 9:28pm
31 (34 gust) at melville nearly s t meself
Era
Era
WA
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Era Era
WA, 86 posts
31 Jan 2010 2:05am
I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual check up. She told me that I had to quit masturbating. I asked why and she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you."

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Kitehard
Kitehard
WA
2782 posts
WA, 2782 posts
31 Jan 2010 2:53am
Era said...

I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual check up. She told me that I had to quit masturbating. I asked why and she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you."

Pow


Era,

You can be on my team. Great joke!

KFH (drunk(
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