Unspoken rulez of kiting

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professor
professor
QLD
277 posts
QLD, 277 posts
1 Apr 2007 10:33am
Please add rulez..
1.If you jump and don't land and ride away from it you can't claim it.
2.After coming in from a ride you can't say more then 3 times in 15 mins did you see me.
3.After coming in from a ride you can't say more then 3 times in 15 mins did you see how High I jumped.
4.Don't do heaps of short runs hogging the best spot when everyone else is clearly doing long runs to share it.

dustin
dustin
QLD
448 posts
QLD, 448 posts
1 Apr 2007 11:55am
6. Dont say you can do a trick if you've only landed it once.
7. Never say the wind is going to die soon before you start the session because then its more likely to happen.
monkey
monkey
NSW
251 posts
NSW, 251 posts
1 Apr 2007 12:12pm
8. Look before you turn!

9. Look behind before you jump make sure no one's too close downwind of you.

10. Don't kite too close to a beginner, give them some space (I've seen some idiot who thought he was pro and ended up putting his kite through learner's kite.

11. Launch and piss off into the water, dont stay loitering around the beach while flying your kite.
carbine
carbine
WA
1450 posts
WA, 1450 posts
1 Apr 2007 10:15am
12. Don't follow someone into the beach. they have to turn around eventually.
dan OK?
dan OK?
VIC
253 posts
VIC, 253 posts
1 Apr 2007 12:20pm
13 Be the first to pump up!
I end up looking stupid half the time but the other half Im first out.

14 Never say or think I'll go home in 5 mins.
Its in this 5 mins I tear my kite or hurt myself.
Dont think go home till your gonna do it. Then do it straight away!

15 Stay friendly with all other beach users. Kayaks, surf skies, jet skies, pole boarders,
Any one of these guys could be rescuing you and/or your board in 10 mins.
Uncle Rico
Uncle Rico
NSW
200 posts
NSW, 200 posts
1 Apr 2007 12:25pm
16. Dont kite through or near the flags
Spacemonkey!
Spacemonkey!
SA
2288 posts
SA, 2288 posts
1 Apr 2007 12:17pm
17.) Don't turn around infront or downwind of someone coming into the beach
fver
fver
WA
453 posts
WA, 453 posts
1 Apr 2007 10:48am
18. Do have fun, smile, get your adrenaline high and enjoy it!
Moritz
Moritz
NSW
180 posts
NSW, 180 posts
1 Apr 2007 12:49pm
17. Don't get in the way of the Galah
18. Don't claim you jump higher than the Galah
Eye of the storm
Eye of the storm
QLD
131 posts
QLD, 131 posts
1 Apr 2007 1:30pm
no. 1 always have a few cold beers waiting in the back of the car
bellz
bellz
WA
572 posts
WA, 572 posts
1 Apr 2007 11:37am
Respect Groms (because well be better than all of you soon)
Poida
Poida
WA
1922 posts
WA, 1922 posts
1 Apr 2007 1:41pm
stay away from paddle in surfers

(believe it or not most paddle in surfers class poleys and kites as Wind W*nkers - a kite down in the surf is blocking the break for everyone)
Saffer
Saffer
VIC
4501 posts
VIC, 4501 posts
1 Apr 2007 5:58pm
Don't sleep with a best mates kite, it'll ruin the friendship.
Keahi
Keahi
QLD
853 posts
QLD, 853 posts
1 Apr 2007 7:18pm
When the wind drops off and you dont have a pump dont deflate your kite because the wind will kick back in
nebbian
nebbian
WA
6277 posts
WA, 6277 posts
1 Apr 2007 5:46pm
quote:
Originally posted by Spacemonkey!

17.) Don't turn around infront or downwind of someone coming into the beach



I've lost count of the number of times I've been screaming along on a good reach, coming in to shore, only to have a kiter appear just downwind of me so I can't gybe

Please, if you're downwind of someone who's going to gybe, turn around early instead of pushing them into the beach!
Mrwandaful
Mrwandaful
NSW
186 posts
NSW, 186 posts
1 Apr 2007 8:15pm
Dont post on the kite forum if your a pole boarder and vice versa
elizabethb
elizabethb
QLD
2081 posts
QLD, 2081 posts
1 Apr 2007 8:33pm
quote:
Originally posted by Mrwandaful

Dont post on the kite forum if your a pole boarder and vice versa



haha. Damn I guess that cuts me out [}:)] pfftt haha. The windys welcome me, so cmon mate

Did yall see the Broncos mate It was INSANE!!!!!

and Lions won last night [}:)]

NumNutz
NumNutz
QLD
403 posts
QLD, 403 posts
1 Apr 2007 8:59pm
dont kite board
fattso
fattso
VIC
170 posts
VIC, 170 posts
1 Apr 2007 9:21pm
never go kiting if you've just eaten! at least not for 1 hour..... my mum said that.
fattso
fattso
VIC
170 posts
VIC, 170 posts
1 Apr 2007 9:22pm
always kite between the flags! ..... my nan said that
fattso
fattso
VIC
170 posts
VIC, 170 posts
1 Apr 2007 9:23pm
don't kite for too long! ..... my wife says that
fattso
fattso
VIC
170 posts
VIC, 170 posts
1 Apr 2007 9:25pm
I'm only going for a quick kite! ..... I say that
goon doggg
goon doggg
QLD
207 posts
QLD, 207 posts
1 Apr 2007 9:47pm
dont cry wolf
coyil
coyil
VIC
100 posts
VIC, 100 posts
1 Apr 2007 10:08pm
Fatso, be a man! You are setting a bad example.
coyil
coyil
VIC
100 posts
VIC, 100 posts
1 Apr 2007 10:10pm
PS Fatso, does my bum look big in this?????
Swinger
Swinger
NSW
59 posts
NSW, 59 posts
1 Apr 2007 10:11pm
ROCKSTAR
DONT SAY U DRAG WHEN YOUR TO SCARD TO RING ME FOR A DRAG
KEEP SWINGING
BoDiddly
BoDiddly
VIC
622 posts
VIC, 622 posts
3 Apr 2007 1:14pm
Help out a mate in need... but don't kill yourself trying.

And share the stoke after your session with the crew around.
C0IL
C0IL
VIC
11 posts
VIC, 11 posts
3 Apr 2007 9:33pm
the first unspoken rule of kiting is to never share your username with anyone on seabreeze.
the 2nd unspoken rule of kiting, at least up until now, is to spend more time kiting than typing.
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
3 Apr 2007 7:36pm
dont sh1t in your wetsuit
sir ROWDY
sir ROWDY
WA
5378 posts
WA, 5378 posts
3 Apr 2007 7:55pm
should just rename this thread "dont do what rattle does" then it would be clear what to do.
Blownaway
Blownaway
QLD
776 posts
QLD, 776 posts
3 Apr 2007 10:14pm
Don't plan ahead to much, it scares the wind off
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