Unspoken rulez of kiting

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daggy
daggy
WA
528 posts
WA, 528 posts
4 Apr 2007 4:51pm
if someone is kiting the waves, then coming into the wave zone 'downwind' within 20 - 30 m is considered 'dropping in' because that's where the first kiter is about to go (so piss off airush(you know who you are) and get off my ocean! )
king of the point
king of the point
WA
1836 posts
WA, 1836 posts
4 Apr 2007 6:16pm
1 Drop your kite way low on the way in and out.
2 Drop your kite right in front of other kiters.
3 Always stay just up wind of all othe water users.
4 Always put up a 16m kite dispite wind strenght.
5 Use anything thats in the water as a jumping object.
Closer is better.
6 Yell to anyone on the beach to get of there lazy ass and drop your kite for you.
7 Put your tampon strings across paths, roads block as many people as u can.
8 Make sure you put heaps of sand on your kite for the car and people down wind of u.
colinwill78
colinwill78
VIC
1395 posts
VIC, 1395 posts
4 Apr 2007 9:02pm
quote:
Originally posted by poor relative

dont sh1t in your wetsuit



exception clause;
it's o.k to **** in your wet suit if it's ripped right through the arse section (like mine) allowing the poo to escape, this is still not recommended unless in a waist harness.
****ting oneself while kiting is not acceptable unless attempting extreme and ridiculous manouvres, or sighting a shark, croc, nuclear sub etc.

is that o.k?

Also, is pissing in the wettie mandatory or optional?
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
NSW, 6451 posts
4 Apr 2007 9:37pm
pissing in wetsuit is mandatory and must be done on the beach befor you get wet so when it seeps out the leg and runs onto your foot you can flick it on your mates[}:)]
anyone want to come kiteing with me
looseunit
looseunit
QLD
111 posts
QLD, 111 posts
4 Apr 2007 10:10pm
stay away from me and if you see me
say it to me and not the forum

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richrelative
richrelative
WA
162 posts
WA, 162 posts
4 Apr 2007 8:13pm
No probs
goon doggg
goon doggg
QLD
207 posts
QLD, 207 posts
4 Apr 2007 10:21pm
dont swallow without chewing
GranG
GranG
WA
260 posts
WA, 260 posts
5 Apr 2007 3:39am
#97 orientate noobs and newcomers on the beach if they look lost.... don't launch foolish freeks on the beach

#98 Buy the WAKSA team a beer for a great effort
bigmark100
bigmark100
NSW
584 posts
NSW, 584 posts
5 Apr 2007 9:38am
NEVER ever put a message on the forum saying what an excellent forecast the weekend is looking......
bigmark100
bigmark100
NSW
584 posts
NSW, 584 posts
5 Apr 2007 9:38am
Dont ever tell your girlfriend kiting is better than sex.
Even if it is....
colinwill78
colinwill78
VIC
1395 posts
VIC, 1395 posts
5 Apr 2007 2:04pm
quote:
Originally posted by goon doggg

dont swallow without chewing



don't tell her that, OUCH!!!
ryan78
ryan78
QLD
53 posts
QLD, 53 posts
6 Apr 2007 8:40am
Give your kite and board seperate ckicks names , it will piss of the missus
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