What are you sacrificing for wind

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poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
13 May 2005 12:46pm
Looks like with the up and down conditions wind lovers may have to undertake a ritual to bring good wind for the weekend.

I did this last weekend, got the neighbours cat, stuck a rod up its a**se and ran round the garden naked, painted up, chanting and waving a stick.

Unfortunatly the wind didn't come in.

However had a nice rest in a room with very soft walls for a few days instead.
Food was lovely

Whats your sacrifice to the wind gods this weekend??
laurie
laurie
NSW
3904 posts
NSW, 3904 posts
13 May 2005 3:01pm
Haha! No sacrifice needed?!

I'm hoping there will be enough wind this weekend to make up for there being none last weekend!

An "intense" frontal system is coming ...

www.seabreeze.com.au/info/current.stm
paulio
paulio
QLD
890 posts
QLD, 890 posts
13 May 2005 5:24pm
Im offering a 17yr old girl who is living next door she works at city beach and does swimwear modeling and was a grid girl at the indy. Im offering her for 20 - 25 kts of Northerlys.... Anyone hear me???.Please........
kusu
kusu
QLD
485 posts
QLD, 485 posts
13 May 2005 5:46pm
Hey paulio - I'm offereing you a free xl kite tshirt from the states
for your address. Nah bugger it, I'm happily married! But you can have the shirt next time your up this way - bit large for me!
Killer shirt though!
paulio
paulio
QLD
890 posts
QLD, 890 posts
13 May 2005 6:55pm
The shirt would be great BUT if i could land forward rolls i mite have to cut the shirt to make way for a swelled head. If i have another grommie(ben) tell me ITS EASY.. im guna drown the prick.
PsYLoR
PsYLoR
QLD
927 posts
QLD, 927 posts
13 May 2005 8:51pm
Paulio, what the f#@k are Northerlies?
Haven't had those for months.
I dont think i know how to kite in a Northerly any more.

Ps. got something i was thinkin about trying with your boat and my kite, im certain no one has tried what im thinking yet(its really crazy but if it works it will be so amazing to see it will blow your mind)

paulio
paulio
QLD
890 posts
QLD, 890 posts
13 May 2005 9:20pm
If you grind it ill kick ur ass biatch!!!!!
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
13 May 2005 7:43pm
i'm going to sacrifice "i.do.what.i.want"

Paulio get that fire going......psylor, you got the stake......bondo get the ouiji board....wahooooooooo we're gonna have us a burnin
paulio
paulio
QLD
890 posts
QLD, 890 posts
13 May 2005 9:50pm
Reli its 'do.what.i.want' his metrosexual brother you refer too 'i.do.what.i.want' isnt riding this week caus he's goin wif his grandmother for a paternity test to see if the baby is his.....Nice thought tho.
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
13 May 2005 7:58pm
lets burn em all

(psychotic laughter) hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
PsYLoR
PsYLoR
QLD
927 posts
QLD, 927 posts
13 May 2005 10:08pm
moohahahahahaha fire fire fire
Nah i dont wanna grind ya boat i just need you to tow me basicly but its what i plan to do with the kite that will be cool (if it works)
Fitzy
Fitzy
QLD
617 posts
QLD, 617 posts
13 May 2005 10:40pm
Hey PsYLoR

It just dawned on me. To kite in a Northerly you just do the opposite to what you have been doing in a Southerly.

Fitzy - Gold Coast - OZ
PsYLoR
PsYLoR
QLD
927 posts
QLD, 927 posts
13 May 2005 10:43pm
No its taking off from the beach and coming back in thats goin to be soooo different. lol
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
15 May 2005 12:15pm
well thats it.
I'm dressing like a herring going to bom and hexing the lot of them to appease the wind gods.
F**kers
azza
azza
1338 posts
1338 posts
15 May 2005 8:58pm
I'm willing to sacrifice my virginity for a w/e of 15 knot southerlies in Vic!

alright... maybe it's been a "bit" used but I'm still offering it anyway... I'm only asking for 15 knots for gawd sake!!

poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
15 May 2005 11:27pm
i'm willing to sacrifice azzas virginity for him if it aint 20 kn tomorrow.

Look out azza here i come............
azza
azza
1338 posts
1338 posts
16 May 2005 10:38am
hey poor rel',

do those arrows today mean that i have to put my viginity back in its' bag again... i had it all dusted off ready for your ritual sacrifice too.

was there going to be lots of chanting and jumping up and down? damn i miss that! i had an 8.5m2 Wipika kite laid out romantically on the living room floor too.

PS can i wear a mask next time?.. one with zippers? [}:)]
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
16 May 2005 7:00pm
Azza, down boy, down boy.....

Fortunatly/unfortunatly there was wind today so sacrificing your virginity was not needed.....

However regardless of the wind your virginity is mine....
Get those candles burning, lay the kite out, i'm lathering up with baby oil, dressing as a herring, and making my way to you now.....


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