Alright guys this ones a bute and happened a few yrs ago!
I had been kiting about a year and my confidence was starting to grow

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I was on a small loch in Scotland with a few other kiters all crammed at 1 end.
No big deal really as I was used to dodging other kiters.
I was at the stage of trying smaller boards and reckoned being super powered would help me get higher jumps

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I was waiting for an IKO instructor to turn and go the other way and as they were an instructor didn't move my kite miles away.
I think a gust caught him or he was dreaming.
He sailed his lines right into my kite which buckled around them.
At this point I had no steering slack lines all 4 of them

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I now know that this is when I should have pulled my shackle as my kite didn't have a Quick Release.
My kite rolled off his straight through the power zone which lofted and planted me into a 4x4 parked 100m down wind

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I hit it and the kite powered up again.
I was lifted up but my bar got jammed under its thule roof rack.
A moment later the roof rack broke in half and ripped 100mm of guttering off the roof.
I flew vertically this time 12foot over the 4x4 and swung under the kite and landed on a fiberglass dinghy.
The kite ditched in a field.
Guys jumped on me and uncliped me

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I was in shock for a while but got away with a limp and fear of the kite.
The guys who saw it definitely said it wasn't my fault but I still copped it

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My mistakes: getting a bit too cocky; not quick releasing only time I could have; sailing upwind of obstructions; trusting other riders and sailing in a cramped location.
Was back on the kite 2 wks later and have come over to WA to get serious water time

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I hope no one can better that.
Ride safe