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bigmark100
bigmark100
NSW
584 posts
NSW, 584 posts
6 Feb 2007 1:15pm
I was at botany bay the other day and witnessed this :
A Russian or eastern european guy arrived with his girlfriend.
He put on his wetsuit, and sat down munching a sandwich his girlfriend gave him out of her picnic basket.
In the mean time SHE proceded to pump up his kite, lay out his lines, and then double check them. When she was done she called over to him.
Finishing his sandwich, he got up and wiping the crumbs from the sandwich from his face walked up to his perfectly lines up bar , picked it up , and let her launch him. He then went out on the water for a session, whist she sat admiring him.
She was also very attractive.

NR
NR
WA
517 posts
NR NR
WA, 517 posts
6 Feb 2007 11:18am
And then ...
peanuticus
peanuticus
NSW
341 posts
NSW, 341 posts
6 Feb 2007 1:24pm
internet brides will do that for you.. www.myrussiankitebitch.com
Munter
Munter
NSW
210 posts
NSW, 210 posts
6 Feb 2007 2:53pm
For reference the sandwhich was a chicken & avocado and she left out the mayo. See - my life isn't perfect...
sunseeker
sunseeker
QLD
1203 posts
QLD, 1203 posts
6 Feb 2007 2:38pm
Maybe there is some sort of escort agency that provides kite bitches, basically a prostitute that has had some kite training.

Not a bad idea if it doesn't already exist...
harry potter
harry potter
VIC
2777 posts
VIC, 2777 posts
6 Feb 2007 4:15pm
It could be her way of having the upperhand.
Just think when he gets caught doing something he shouldnt.
she can keep quiet then carefully lay his lines out pump up his kite launch his kite all as she normally does but comforted in the fact that his left front line is connected to the right rear leader, the right back line is connected to the middle strut ( somehow ). Then while he is being dragged or is hung up in a tree she can interrogate him regarding the other woman.
Hurrah
Hurrah
NSW
382 posts
NSW, 382 posts
6 Feb 2007 4:24pm
G'day
I know the people you're referring to.

They're Slovakian and very nice people.
She kites too but was not going to that day so.....
Anyway he works and she doesn't so she gets to kite more than he.

I guess that's why you get a wife/girlfriend that does what you do for 100% compatability.
mkseven
mkseven
QLD
2315 posts
QLD, 2315 posts
6 Feb 2007 3:51pm
aussie women... nothing but trouble... hardly worth the effort
Caelah
Caelah
WA
319 posts
WA, 319 posts
6 Feb 2007 4:42pm
Is there a website for finding a man like this?

A couple friend of mine both kite and when she's not going out she'll send him to the beach with snacks and drinks, will take photos and launch/land him if needed.....it rocks and the favour is always returned.

Sadly both my boyfriend and I are as keen as each other to get out on the water whenever it's windy so we just focus on sorting ourselves out.........the closest we get is taking it in turns to go get snacks/drinks between sessions, he launches me (I've yet to learn the self launch!) and I'll take photos if it's a wave session.
sunseeker
sunseeker
QLD
1203 posts
QLD, 1203 posts
6 Feb 2007 5:47pm
There is a website - it is:

www.gayfriend.com

That way your boyfriend won't get jealous
sunseeker
sunseeker
QLD
1203 posts
QLD, 1203 posts
6 Feb 2007 5:57pm
ooops, that seems to be real website and I didn't seem to find any links to any gay male kite bitches, sorry Caelah...
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