A NW wind is forecast for tomorrow ( Sat 17th) and I don't want to miss it but where is the best spot around Sydney? Kurnell?

Hope to get out there somewhere tomorrow.

Thanks for the Advertising Danny

Unless you lot live out ere, dont be comin round kitin. Oi'll ave the lot a yous on oi will. Fook oof an find your own spot for kitin !!!

Dont be put off . Lovely place and the locals are reeeeel friendy.

I know some of these god damn polish people are hanging out there hence the vandalized cars and ****. Not a nice place for sure and above all - avoid polish poeple and dont leave any cars close them.

What with ****s, Poles, sharks, syringes, biggots and bloody idiots and now truck ****** and gay boys on wheels spinning in the car park...what the f*** has happened to Kurnell?????

A few years ago it was only Mad Mick you had to watch out for.

Thank god I moved out of Sydney.

Hey Wandaful
Where'd you get the footage of the Kurnell cultural picnic from?
Ever-wun was bein right neighbourly that day.
Ever since it's been incest this, redneck that, hey Steve - squeal like a pig boy.
There goes the neighbourhood.

Ah finally the forum is firing up.
RM where have you been we have missed your humour, now all we need is the Galah back and the forum might be interesting again to read.

From all reports I hear there might be 50 kiters out at the kkk 2morrow.
I might make an appearance just to see Felix kite with his shirt off, and see how many kites get eaten up by the rock groynes.

Oh and see truck ****** get bashed by someone, I heard he has been causing carnage at Wanda.I hope he behaves himself in DELIVERANCE KKK country.

Galah we need you back, the forums have been boring.
I heard his going to boost some big air at the KKK 2morrow.

COME BACK GALAH , laurie you never should have deleted the Galah post.

Oh and when you visit Kurnell remember to say G'day to Rick and Jouko as you drive in

THE ORIGINAL KKK

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF:


You think the last words to
The Star Spangled Banner are
"Gentlemen, start your engines."

You think Sherlock Holmes is a
housing project down in Biloxi.

You think TACO BELL is
the Mexican Phone Company

Your state's got a new law that says
when a couple get divorced,
they are still legally brother and sister.

Your house still has the
"WIDE LOAD"
sign on the back.

You got stopped by a state trooper.
He asked you if you had an I.D.
And you said, 'Bout What?'

Non
Athletic
Sport
Created
Around
Rednecks

You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.


Your sister is the third generation
of women in your family to conceive
a baby as a result of an alien abduction.

If you can burp
and say your name at the same time,
you're shur'nuff a redneck.

You think Possum is
"The Other White Meat"

You carried a fishing pole into Sea World.

You hooked up with your present girlfriend
as a result of a message on the wall of
the mens' room at the Flying J Truck Stop.

The centerpiece on your dining room table
is an original signed work
by a famous taxidermist.

You think a quarter horse is
a ride out in front of the Wal-Mart.


You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.


Your huntin dawg had a litter of puppies in the living room and nobody noticed.


You think safe sex is a padded headboard.


You think subdivision is part of a math problem.


You think there's nothin wrong with incest
as long as you keep it in the family.

You may be a Redneck if ...
You and your dog use the same tree.


You think God looks a lot like Hank Williams, Jr., and heaven looks a lot like Daytona Beach, Florida.


Your father executes the "pull my finger"
trick during Christmas dinner.

You believe dual air bags refer
to your wife and mother-in-law.

You've got more than
one brother named 'Darryl'.

You think the OJ Trial was a
Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.


You were acquitted for murdering
your first wife after she threw
out your Elvis 8-tracks.

You think watching professional
wrestling is foreplay.

The people on Jerry Springer's show
remind you of your neighbors


Your front porch collapses
and four dogs git killed.


Your grandfather died and left everything to his widow.
But she can't touch it until she's fourteen.

Your kids take a siphon hose to "Show and Tell."

You've ever had to scratch your sisters
name out of a message that begins,
"For a good time time call..."


Your whole family is Democrats
'cept little Mary.
She lernt how to read.

You think fast food is hitting a possum at 65 mph.

You can get dog hair from out of your belly button.

You have a bumper sticker that says,
"MY MOTHER'S AN HONOR STUDENT
AT SOUTH LITTLE ROCK JR. HIGH."


You take a six-pack cooler to church.

Your family tree has no forks.

You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture.

You had to remove a toothpick
for your wedding pictures.

You use a weedeater in your living room.

You consider your license plate personalized because
your dad made it in prison.

You have a rag for a gas cap.

The blue book value of your truck goes up and down
depending on how much gas it has in it.

The third grade teacher says little Bubba
could be a mathematical genius
because he's got thirteen fingers.

Fifth grade was the best six years of your life.

You have to go outside to get
something out of the 'fridge.

A seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack.

One of your kids was born on a pool table.

You have spray painted your
girlfriend's name on an overpass.

kkiter said...

Hey Wandaful
Where'd you get the footage of the Kurnell cultural picnic from?
Ever-wun was bein right neighbourly that day.
Ever since it's been incest this, redneck that, hey Steve - squeal like a pig boy.
There goes the neighbourhood.

I squeal every time you and your redneck 2868 buddies visit the shop, all the neighbours over here are starting up a petition to get the shop moved out of the area into rednick shire terrytory.
I'm diggin my heals in though and thats not a come on to youse either.

Cya and

Goodneckin

Steve