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flemboyant

VIC

375 posts

flemboyant

VIC, 375 posts

24 Sep 2006 2:45pm

all melbourne kiters, this is a must have item!
~~http://cgi.ebay.com.au/kiteboard-assistant-as-kite-boarding-slave_W0QQitemZ140033920798QQihZ004QQcategoryZ58133QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem~~

azza

1338 posts

azza

1338 posts

24 Sep 2006 2:14pm

Can he be used as a kicker and slider too

Saffer

VIC

4501 posts

Saffer

VIC, 4501 posts

24 Sep 2006 4:36pm

Check out a couple of the questions that have been posted on ebay, been quite entertaining to watch.

doppelganger

VIC

337 posts

doppelganger

VIC, 337 posts

24 Sep 2006 5:25pm

Fkn hilarious, well done

GalahOnTheBay

NSW

4188 posts

GalahOnTheBay

NSW, 4188 posts

24 Sep 2006 6:01pm

Freaking awesome work boys.

Looks like there is at least one "galah-on-port-phillip-bay"...

hookworm

VIC

600 posts

hookworm

VIC, 600 posts

24 Sep 2006 7:09pm

he works good as a kicker just ask the bouncers at davies in franga

flemboyant

VIC

375 posts

flemboyant

VIC, 375 posts

25 Sep 2006 5:29pm

whooley crap. over 650 views on ebay. his gunna be hot property as a xmas pressie this year!!

Capo

1 posts

Capo

1 posts

25 Sep 2006 4:55pm

I need me one of them. The perfect kite Bitch. It will be handy at the Mambo this year

BoDiddly

VIC

622 posts

BoDiddly

VIC, 622 posts

25 Sep 2006 10:37pm

Beer included?

nebbian

6277 posts

nebbian

WA, 6277 posts

25 Sep 2006 9:56pm

Postage costs: AU $5.00

Fkn hilarious

flemboyant

VIC

375 posts

flemboyant

VIC, 375 posts

26 Sep 2006 8:47pm

sorry, due to the high response. beer is not included. you will have to provide for u and him (and us for thinking of this funny, funny, idea!!)

Tonewolf

382 posts

Tonewolf

382 posts

27 Sep 2006 8:18am

he looks like a nazzi.....without the moe.

stamp

QLD

2800 posts

stamp

QLD, 2800 posts

27 Sep 2006 7:53pm

does it come in a female version??

stamp

QLD

2800 posts

stamp

QLD, 2800 posts

27 Sep 2006 7:57pm

give him to KAOS and see how long he lasts

skidsy

VIC

31 posts

skidsy

VIC, 31 posts

27 Sep 2006 8:41pm

For all of those interested in the female kite bitch model? Our kite bitch has promised to go through with the operations if he can raise enough money. $5500 buys him boobs and an extra $15000 for the full tuck.

skidsy

VIC

31 posts

skidsy

VIC, 31 posts

27 Sep 2006 8:42pm

Give so our kite slave may grow... Well grow breasts....

azza

1338 posts

azza

1338 posts

27 Sep 2006 8:22pm

Hey, I've seen him before... he doesn't need a boob job, 'cept maybe a reduction, he's got a lurvely set of man-boobs already.

azza

1338 posts

azza

1338 posts

27 Sep 2006 8:24pm

Oh yeah, not saying that I've seen them but, I reckon ya could get a half price deal on the tuck job... on account of there not being a lot to tuck.

azza

1338 posts

azza

1338 posts

27 Sep 2006 8:28pm

I guess that puts him at about AU$7K... Damn, that's cheaper than a mail order bride! And he already nows how to pump, launch and land a kite, how to say "Bundy", and where the fridge is... hmmmmmnnnnn

flemboyant

VIC

375 posts

flemboyant

VIC, 375 posts

29 Sep 2006 9:24pm

bidding ending soon. what a steal of a price! he now also comes with a welt mark on his left buttock compliments of kaoses towel

azza

1338 posts

azza

1338 posts

29 Sep 2006 8:06pm

is it just coincidence that the winning bidders eBay handle is "stew2712"

flemboyant

VIC

375 posts

flemboyant

VIC, 375 posts

30 Sep 2006 9:10am

yes. yes it is

echostorm

QLD

1245 posts

echostorm

QLD, 1245 posts

30 Sep 2006 2:17pm

HAHAHAHAHA.... Maybe this guy can teach my wife a few lessons! or Husband if your a women reading this

gruezi

3464 posts

gruezi

WA, 3464 posts

30 Sep 2006 12:28pm

I can't believe this guy is only worth $102.50 for the afternoon.

azza

1338 posts

azza

1338 posts

1 Oct 2006 2:56am

You should see his rate ($) for "all night, long time, Johnny".

gruezi

3464 posts

gruezi

WA, 3464 posts

1 Oct 2006 9:59pm

He's not the guy who stole poor reli's hampster?

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