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assmaster
assmaster
WA
224 posts
WA, 224 posts
31 Mar 2006 3:47pm
i wondered the other day as to how i could make my kite perform better and i decided it must be filled with something besides air.
so i got a canister of nitrogen took it to the beach and proceeded to fill my struts and leading edge. A fellow kitesurfer came up to me and gave me a right talking to about why this wouldnt work, i just laughed and asked him if he was so sure it wouldnt work wether he would want to put a bet on it, he laughed alot and then said i'll roshambo you that it doesnt work so i said your on.
I laid my lines out and put on my wettie then got someone to launch my kite.
i was off and going unsure wether or not it had had any effect or not. i tacked back to the beach and the fellow was there looking pretty smug and shouted "i guess you loose loser" and i said "not so fast my friend, not so fast" i tacked back out and saw a bit of a wave and a gust coming and lined it up perfectly not sure wether the nitrogen would give me the extra height i would need. BAM up i went i was really flying i was so high up that i actually jumped over a bow kiter that was already jumping over a C kite, it was amazing it was like i was a bird, i actually turned the jump into a transition and floated back to shore where i landed my kite and kicked the guy in the nuts.
moral of the story is if helium wont make your kite fly better cocaine will.
p.s. i was on a C kite.
Ben De Jonge
Ben De Jonge
WA
819 posts
WA, 819 posts
31 Mar 2006 3:51pm

Assmaster, this has been done a few times, you trolling old posts for 'new' material mate?
silviu
silviu
VIC
663 posts
VIC, 663 posts
31 Mar 2006 7:00pm
But is a very nice bed time story!!!
azza
azza
1338 posts
1338 posts
31 Mar 2006 4:02pm
ronaldkite
ronaldkite
WA
25 posts
WA, 25 posts
31 Mar 2006 5:59pm
bed time story?? i was down the beach the day this happened, you should have seen the looks on everyones face, expecially the guy who got roshamboed dont think he will be playing with himself for a while.
GalahOnTheBay
GalahOnTheBay
NSW
4188 posts
NSW, 4188 posts
31 Mar 2006 10:00pm
TROLLZOR!
assmaster
assmaster
WA
224 posts
WA, 224 posts
31 Mar 2006 7:22pm
trolling? whats this trollzor you speak of? i think you will find previous posts have been to do with kites and helium, if you read my post properly you will find i filled it with nitrogen.
p.s. i was just trying to tell people about my wonderous adventure no need to cut me down.
dachopper
dachopper
WA
1802 posts
WA, 1802 posts
31 Mar 2006 8:06pm
did you say you filled your bladder with nitrogen? as in the same nitrogen thats flamable, and in nitro methaneol, and nitro methane, and nitro glycerine, y not co2? ??????
vishy
vishy
WA
451 posts
WA, 451 posts
31 Mar 2006 8:19pm
Hey mate did you drop out of chemistry? Pure Nitrogen gas is not flammable, compounds like the nitro methanol or whatever you much are completely different,
Matt
azza
azza
1338 posts
1338 posts
31 Mar 2006 8:39pm
Too much nitrous oxide at parties is that boys problem. It suffocates the brain ya know.
eightfootplus
eightfootplus
NSW
298 posts
NSW, 298 posts
1 Apr 2006 12:29am
Nitrogen is not flameable and makes up about 70% of the air we breath, 16% oxygen and the rest is carbon dioxide and others. The percentages might be slightly out but filling a kit up with Nitrogen is just like pumping it up with air.

Now the attomic mass of Nitrogen is 14 and the atomic mass of Helium is 4 so its about a third of the weight of air.

23 litres of Nitrogen weighs about 14grams. How many pumps does it take to fill an LEI, pump pump pump... A litre of air is about 10cm cubed, a 14m Lei with an average radias of 10cm has about 439.2 litres of air (not wanting to be precise) and this weighs about 270 grams so filling with Helium weighs about 76 grams so you would save 200 grams.

Give up the big macs you will fly higher!!

Now filling a V19 Peter Llynn with helium, the PL 19m x 1m x 0.3m (assumed 19msq x .3m average depth )has about 5700 litres of air and filling this with helium would save about 2.5 kg, ie you could lift 2.5kg if the kite was full of helium and air tight.

Something for the arcusers to muck about with.


Andy
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
31 Mar 2006 11:53pm
i gassed my home brew with nitrous oxide and the head is creamier and foamier and i wake up head achier.
or is that because of the 27 litre bottles?
azza
azza
1338 posts
1338 posts
31 Mar 2006 10:10pm
quote:
Originally posted by greenleader

i gassed my home brew with nitrous oxide and the head is creamier and foamier and i wake up head achier.
or is that because of the 27 litre bottles?



but you only have a half doz' b4 bed lol
assmaster
assmaster
WA
224 posts
WA, 224 posts
1 Apr 2006 8:44am
i ate no doz' once
kitecrazzzy
kitecrazzzy
WA
2184 posts
WA, 2184 posts
1 Apr 2006 12:21pm
80 foot plus soz to say but i dont think your kite is 430L because you would have to do 110 full pumps to inflate it.
silviu
silviu
VIC
663 posts
VIC, 663 posts
1 Apr 2006 3:49pm
quote:
Originally posted by kitecrazzzy

80 foot plus soz to say but i dont think your kite is 430L because you would have to do 110 full pumps to inflate it.



My 16m C-bow LE takes 86 doubles which make it 176 full pumps
No wonder, they started to market electric pumps!!!
kitecrazzzy
kitecrazzzy
WA
2184 posts
WA, 2184 posts
1 Apr 2006 5:52pm
a full pump to me is down all the way and up again
azza
azza
1338 posts
1338 posts
1 Apr 2006 5:54pm
a full pump to me is..... OH woops, wrong forum
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
2 Apr 2006 12:09am
i just drank another 6. i think i have nitrogen poisoning.
mi blurds aaaar nut maaakink centz.
onelee uze vor gyte envlashunn!
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