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Snapshot of Gnaraloo in 5-10 years time.
CALM will have decided that with the growing number of tourists visiting the "secret" location (Gnaraloo), that numbers have now become such that full scale development can take place.
The 150KM of Road into Gnaraloo will be ashphalted into a 4 lane road with a toll gate ($10, but only one way) to pay for the upgrades.
The Station shall be demolished in favour of a Novatel offering 150, self contained 5 star luxury accomodation over 15 stories. A cafe strip will be built along the road from Fencies to Tombestones and a pedestrian mall with fashion outlets and souvenier shops selling "Gnaraloo snow globes and fridge magnets" will be built to cater for the partners of the riders of the waves.
Overweight tourist from every nation will be seen wearing "I survived Gnaraloo" and "My dad went to Gnaraloo and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt" T-shirts printed in gawdy dayglo technicolour.
McDonalds KFC and Pizza hut will be granted contracts to sell fast food to the tourists with Quobba burgers sure to be the hit!
As the reef will be deemed too dangerous in it's current form, a scientific study will be conducted and modifications made to the reef break to make it less sucky and hollow and a channel dug to make paddling out easier.
A T-bar will be installed to take the cashed up, middle aged, less than fit punters to the lineup and at only $100 per day it should be snapped up by the many.
A 3 million dollar Tombies simulator will be built so tourists will be able to buy videos of themselves riding a wave whilst not even having to get wet.
Jet skis will be hireable for the newly weds and oafish and will be able to be ridden where the Bomby used to be after it was blown up due to the risk to punters.
There will be a full size car park for 200 cars with meter parking and areas for tour buses that will come from Coral Bay and Carnarvon bringing loads of Japanese tourists.
All forms of budget camping will be forbidden within 150km of Gnaraloo as the wealthy visitors will not want to look that the "riff raff" from a time when things were still quiet and the location was still a secret.
Is this really so far from the truth? ..... Chilling!
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Originally posted by Kitehard
Snapshot of Gnaraloo in 5-10 years time.
CALM will have decided that with the growing number of tourists visiting the "secret" location (Gnaraloo), that numbers have now become such that full scale development can take place.
The 150KM of Road into Gnaraloo will be ashphalted into a 4 lane road with a toll gate ($10, but only one way) to pay for the upgrades.
The Station shall be demolished in favour of a Novatel offering 150, self contained 5 star luxury accomodation over 15 stories. A cafe strip will be built along the road from Fencies to Tombestones and a pedestrian mall with fashion outlets and souvenier shops selling "Gnaraloo snow globes and fridge magnets" will be built to cater for the partners of the riders of the waves.
Overweight tourist from every nation will be seen wearing "I survived Gnaraloo" and "My dad went to Gnaraloo and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt" T-shirts printed in gawdy dayglo technicolour.
McDonalds KFC and Pizza hut will be granted contracts to sell fast food to the tourists with Quobba burgers sure to be the hit!
As the reef will be deemed too dangerous in it's current form, a scientific study will be conducted and modifications made to the reef break to make it less sucky and hollow and a channel dug to make paddling out easier.
A T-bar will be installed to take the cashed up, middle aged, less than fit punters to the lineup and at only $100 per day it should be snapped up by the many.
A 3 million dollar Tombies simulator will be built so tourists will be able to buy videos of themselves riding a wave whilst not even having to get wet.
Jet skis will be hireable for the newly weds and oafish and will be able to be ridden where the Bomby used to be after it was blown up due to the risk to punters.
There will be a full size car park for 200 cars with meter parking and areas for tour buses that will come from Coral Bay and Carnarvon bringing loads of Japanese tourists.
All forms of budget camping will be forbidden within 150km of Gnaraloo as the wealthy visitors will not want to look that the "riff raff" from a time when things were still quiet and the location was still a secret.
Is this really so far from the truth? ..... Chilling!
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