now I'm just muckin' around so don;t take this too seriously o.k.?
I was down at Bunnings the other day and found a piece of CRAFTWOOD(like chipboard but very fine 'grain') measuring 1200 X 450 x 16mm price of $9.70 so I m thinking my boards got removable foot plates , right, So give me one good reason why for less than ten bucks I couldn't buy this wood , give it a once over with the old jig-saw, a couple of coats of paint from the shed, screw my liquid force foot plates to it and RIDE LIKE THE WIND BABY.

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my first thought was that maybe craftwood dont float? Hmmm what do you reckon- yeah I know this idea is a bit wak but there aint no wind and I'm going stir crazy sitting here.