appreciate the genuine advice lads.
also appreciate the other tight comments and imagery.
so... to summarise... if the nuns nasty is too tight stick a wine bottle in it overnight and take a hot bath. be sure to pre-stretch plenty. expect there to be lots of wriggling unless you go for the lacy type. dont consider drilling anywhere near the panama reef or you will end up injuring yourself.
..and as for the bindings, they should work themselves out.
bring on the weekend.