-get yourself a racing ski and start training -Hijack a hire house boat -ask Bundy bear for help -thumb a lift to Couran cove and pinch their four wheel drive -hang around the boat ramp with a case of cold ones and a sign -down winder with a bottle of water a fishing rod and some beans
or catch the taxi accross the seaway (the one the lazy surfers get instead of paddling) and tell the driver you want to be dropped off a bit further down the beach. Just say "yeah just a bit further......keeep going..... just a little further.....a little more......almost there......keep goin....."
go to seaworld with your kite on your back and excitedly tell them to get the chopper ready because your friend just reported a pod of beached whales near his boat,and offer to give them directions as you've been there many times before!
I am without boat pitty me no boat have I me without boat Look there goes that guy with no boat
oh oh oh NO wharhuh whar whar sob sob I HAVE NO BOAT and I'm not buying one just to get to heaven it is heaven right? Oh if only I had a way if only I had a way I am sure I could become hangon do they have public toilets and a shop what about a shower is there a place with grass to set up my kite ]what if I need a hotdog or ice cream will the van do rounds can I get a bag of lollys ?
