Passed the Xray & metal detectors @ Sydney airport yesterday - no problem - only to be drawn aside by the Hulk in uniform who asked me to 'please explain' the significance of the 'fireaway' logo on my T

as he proceeded to swipe all my handles & pockets & zippers

with fly-paper which, apparently, picks up even the minutest traces of any explosive materials

I was way too intimidated to make jokes about cults or whatever so he is now full bottle on what makes a great kitesurfing flick
50 ft's "pull the trigger" is probably another no-go as travel apparel