Lost my wedding ring this arvo, could be anywhere, carton if found!
That sucks mate. Do you think it was on the sand or in the water? There are metal detecting dudes you can get out of the paper/yellow pages who are pretty good at finding them if you've got a rough idea.
Im Ok, knowing me she wondered how I didnt lose it sooner! you get out the last couple of days? hoping the wind hangs in today trying to get back to wrapped and think I got close yesterday.
Punch you're self in the face. Go homd and tell the missis you were mugged and they stole your kites and wedding ring. Yourl need to go out and buy new kites straight Away. .........
You may even get a sympathy leg over.
Then the day after you get your new kite quiver. Wait until your plugged in. Then inform the missis you lost the ring but just wanted nee kites. See how long you can hold on for.... thatd called the rodeo root.