I saw some guy self land his kite into a house yesterday on melville beach parade and then asking the owner to borrow a ladder to get it down off the roof
I once saw a woman in the front of a car continue to, ah, resusitate a man's groin area, whilst having a kite unceremoniously dragged off the bonnet and the lines untangled from the wing mirrors. It was quite weird actually, and I don't even think he noticed
