That sounds fun. I burst my eardrum 4 weeks ago and apparently its quite bad and only got a 50/50 chance of healing. It got infected so I paid to see a specialist who informed me that if it didn't heal, he would have to sew on a new eardrum, and also do my surfers ear at the same time, that I didnt even know I had.

Don't know when I can get back in the water. Bought some of those Docs Proplugs the other day, are they any good?