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brandude
brandude
QLD
14 posts
brandude brandude
QLD, 14 posts
17 Jan 2007 12:10pm
I will start

When you are doing a kiteloop in the air when it over rotates and the board comes off your feet and you dnt intend to bare-foot ski.
!!!OUCH!!!
baggsy
baggsy
QLD
118 posts
baggsy baggsy
QLD, 118 posts
17 Jan 2007 12:34pm
when you are too busy going " WOW LOOK HOW HIGH I AM " and then the water hits you!
Oceaneer
Oceaneer
QLD
182 posts
Oceaneer Oceaneer
QLD, 182 posts
17 Jan 2007 6:29pm
when you go oh **** and theres no water left under you
windburn
windburn
VIC
37 posts
windburn windburn
VIC, 37 posts
17 Jan 2007 9:22pm
You hear your bone snap. 'See Inverloch kiters I owe you'.
Keahi
Keahi
QLD
853 posts
Keahi Keahi
QLD, 853 posts
17 Jan 2007 8:52pm
when u do a kiteloop and the kite goes below you
colinwill78
colinwill78
VIC
1395 posts
colinwill78 colinwill78
VIC, 1395 posts
17 Jan 2007 11:19pm
WHEN YOU'RE A NOOB.
Oakie
Oakie
WA
268 posts
Oakie Oakie
WA, 268 posts
17 Jan 2007 9:38pm
...when theres a camera around.
Kat
Kat
WA
145 posts
Kat Kat
WA, 145 posts
17 Jan 2007 9:43pm
when your kiting on the river and there's all of a sudden not enough wind..... and you are left to swim back to shore....
dustin
dustin
QLD
448 posts
dustin dustin
QLD, 448 posts
17 Jan 2007 10:48pm
when u realise its low tide and you see that hard sand coming closer and closer then crack broken arm.
echostorm
echostorm
QLD
1245 posts
echostorm echostorm
QLD, 1245 posts
17 Jan 2007 11:03pm
When your surfing a kilometer offshore with sunseeker and a 3m tiger shark starts circling you.
Simon.
Simon.
WA
66 posts
Simon. Simon.
WA, 66 posts
17 Jan 2007 11:18pm
When its gusty and you've finished up your railey to blind but your still 15ft in the air !
kite boy
kite boy
WA
354 posts
kite boy kite boy
WA, 354 posts
18 Jan 2007 12:09pm
when your are doin kitloops to blind in the safety bay pond at low tide and you see a big ass stingray where u r going to land
KiteDevil
KiteDevil
TAS
778 posts
KiteDevil KiteDevil
TAS, 778 posts
18 Jan 2007 2:53pm
when you close your eyes
KiteDevil
KiteDevil
TAS
778 posts
KiteDevil KiteDevil
TAS, 778 posts
18 Jan 2007 2:55pm
or when poo comes out
GranG
GranG
WA
260 posts
GranG GranG
WA, 260 posts
18 Jan 2007 1:51pm
....when lake kiters first come to the ocean and jump in the shallows... only to see the water slowly retract as they come hurtling down...
p4rlx
p4rlx
QLD
103 posts
p4rlx p4rlx
QLD, 103 posts
18 Jan 2007 3:31pm
quote:
Originally posted by Simon.

When its gusty and you've finished up your railey to blind but your still 15ft in the air !


hahaha this one made me laugh
sunseeker
sunseeker
QLD
1203 posts
sunseeker sunseeker
QLD, 1203 posts
18 Jan 2007 7:14pm
Anything that leaves you travelling backwards at pace and there's not enough time to land blind.
LEWISS
LEWISS
NSW
335 posts
LEWISS LEWISS
NSW, 335 posts
18 Jan 2007 10:51pm
Harden the F**k up
LEWISS
LEWISS
NSW
335 posts
LEWISS LEWISS
NSW, 335 posts
18 Jan 2007 10:53pm
quote:
Originally posted by p4rlx

quote:
Originally posted by Simon.

When its gusty and you've finished up your railey to blind but your still 15ft in the air !


hahaha this one made me laugh


Pass it in the air and land heelside>>> Blind judge. yewwwwwww
congo abrezio
congo abrezio
NT
285 posts
congo abrezio congo abrezio
NT, 285 posts
18 Jan 2007 9:28pm
quote:
Originally posted by LEWISS

quote:
Originally posted by p4rlx

quote:
Originally posted by Simon.

When its gusty and you've finished up your railey to blind but your still 15ft in the air !


hahaha this one made me laugh


Pass it in the air and land heelside>>> Blind judge. yewwwwwww


land heelside 313 yeew. ur kite mustve been hell high to be 15 ft in the air in the first place
LEWISS
LEWISS
NSW
335 posts
LEWISS LEWISS
NSW, 335 posts
18 Jan 2007 11:01pm
bloody NOOBS
Simon.
Simon.
WA
66 posts
Simon. Simon.
WA, 66 posts
18 Jan 2007 10:40pm
Don't start that "kite at 45 bull****" it was gusty dammit and I was left hanging around like a monkey !
congo abrezio
congo abrezio
NT
285 posts
congo abrezio congo abrezio
NT, 285 posts
18 Jan 2007 11:12pm
man up simon
LEWISS
LEWISS
NSW
335 posts
LEWISS LEWISS
NSW, 335 posts
19 Jan 2007 12:42am
u heard the man.

Man up
brooksy
brooksy
WA
498 posts
brooksy brooksy
WA, 498 posts
19 Jan 2007 11:38am
when the hot young french girl kites past you and you... er.. get distracted
GalahOnTheBay
GalahOnTheBay
NSW
4188 posts
GalahOnTheBay GalahOnTheBay
NSW, 4188 posts
19 Jan 2007 9:07pm
when on your way down you notice the peanut gallery is going "faaaarrrrk" a lot louder than usual
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