Boy the Noobs cop it over winter don't they.

Matt, perhaps a better question would be:
"What are a few good all rounder kites and why?"
As the eloquent folks above have said the definitive kite is elusive and subjective (in black and red or any colours).
How about supplying some info on your weight etc. Also what you hope to do with it such as riding twin tips or surfboards, flat water/surf/cruising/downwinders etc. Be realistic too - there is no way you will be charging over head high waves in your 1st season.
So anyway, I just got an Eclipse Nano 9m that is maybe not super spectacular in any area but an extremely well behaved
genuine all rounder that happily achieves a bit of everything and will be great fun in cr@ppy onshore waves for me. Works for me and my 85kgs in 16-30kts anyhoo.
The Ozone Sports are tasty too. Plenty of choices which does complicate things a bit.
Any other kites suggested?
Good luck.