Your crazy

wow wierd.

Are you a kiter pointing out the funny side to the sport (worthwhile)

Are you a surfer unable to extend your skills to cover all bases because your soooo hot on the board (go home and cry to momy)

Are you an old windsurfer who has had enough of newbe's almost killing you or blocking your tac. If so give it go dude
we got guys here started at 55 and they caught on ok

If your a wave ripping wind surfer then you rock and your inferiority complex is hard to understand.

I reakon your the first option. And no i have not meet you on the beach, I have met guys that f*&in rip and seen their hot chicks.
and wonder how good it would be to be 18 and single again.(you lucky snots)

The way the world improves and gets better blows my mind sometimes.
f#$k this age sh&t and stuff work i am going kiting[}:)]!

Do you do it cause the sh!t comes out your mouth & not your arse?
Do you do it cause your 'the sh!t' at your local beach?
Do you sell your sh!t to make money or do you make enough from **** sponsors?
Do you do it so your mum can go to the beach & chant your name?
Do you do it because you want to feel 18 again?
Do you do it so you can wear your undies on the outside like superman?
Do you do it because you part of the new dole bludging 'Johnny Howard kitesurf team'?

elmo got it in one

I was already kewl before I started, but if anyone out there wants to sponsor me for my lunch - I'll have a bacon and egg hamburger with chips - tah

and you really shouldnt sell bags full of 5hit. you should set them alight on peoples doorsteps, knock on the door and then run away laughing.

For those with a misspent youth and access to explosives, take:

actually I won't post this here, it's probably a bit too intense. Maybe on kiteforum...

The Green Baron

I'll get you yet Von Richtofen, you fiend.

this is not written as a justifacation to what I have written it is the second part
I paused so to give time for speculation on my post
Me I do it for the Buzz of being at the beach with the sun the surf and the wind
I like to be with nature
I like the execise its good for my mind and my soul and my body
Im as happy helping someone land their kite or offer them assistance as I am getting it done for me
Im happy for others to be better than me and get good deals from the sport

Im not happy with the things I have posted at the beginning of this thread it pisses me off to no end
the hero element the warriors the cowboys and the dungwhores who are attracted to a sport because it has been labeled as xtreme
I really like the "I love to sail"
and I like to listen to people who are just into the evolution of the sport the equipment and to progress in themselves and the moves
to me competition is fine so is sledging your mates
but being angry cause you have been doing it longer and should be better is noones problem not even yours just dont lye in your comfort zone do the best you can and thats fantastic as far as im concerned I dig watching someone do handle passes and mobes as much as someone doing their first jumps
oh and if you catch me sniggering when you come undone im laughing with you not at you
If this makes you angry to read it prob cause your one of those dungwhores I grin and nod at

what thre hell are dungwhores????

yeah, what are dungwhores? Even tried looking it up in urbandictionary.com to no avail.

The Green Baron

I'll get you yet Von Richtofen, you fiend.