Hey you bunch of freaks!

To announce my return to Perth after tearing Europe apart for just over 3 weeks I thought I might have a little treasure hunt! My MILF floated out to seas yesterdat after a little incident at Woodies offshore, it's probably on its way to south africa, but still!

If anyone finds it you are welcome to keep it but I do however want the pads and straps. You're probably thinkin "Then if I find it why wouldnt I just keep the board AND pads/straps?" Well you could do that... would be lame though and I'm sure I'm the only one in Perth with that board, probably in WA. The board is a black/red/white Liquid Force MLF, 120cms long with LF Luxury Pads. So yeah

Little treasure hunt for you! Time to hit the booze now, way behind in my schedule, it's already 11.20 ffs!! Merry Christmas to you all and I see you at the beaches!

/Dave

"My MILF floated out to seas".... what a coincidence, I had a MILF once (now ex) and now she is gone too.
Unfortunately, she did not float out to sea in an offshore breeze.
If anyone finds her, you are welcome to keep her, period.

Sci has given some good advice, get yourself a new ride. My new ride is a bit shorter, and a lot narrower than the old MILF, great for those no wind days