Doolz, love your enthusiasm...where do we start with gargle blasters...!
Firstly, cancel your accommodation down there mate. We'll advise the Strath Hospital that you'll be coming in suffering from Gargleblasteritis.

Might even book myself in, we can share an ambo ride from the pub...
There's only one known cure and that's some black rats (bundy/cola cans) but they tend to fix lots of things...
Looking forward to it!