Mates who need a Mugaccino of HTF up when....

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kitecroc
kitecroc
SA
513 posts
SA, 513 posts
18 May 2007 12:07pm
For those who need a Mugaccino of harden the F#%k up.
Keep it fun, boys n girls
airush geoff
airush geoff
974 posts
974 posts
18 May 2007 11:05am
1. They leave half their beer cos' they can't finish it- get a mugaccino !!!
2. They stay home when it's windy so the missus wont get stinky- get a mugaccino !
3. They wear two wetsuits cos' it's really cold- get a mugaccino !
4. They are anally retentive about getting sand in their cars, so far as becoming neurotic about it and brushing you off with a broom before you sit in their old commo wagon- get a mugaccino !!!!
5. They stay home instead of going out drinking cos' they have a cold- two mugaccinos for you sunshine !!!!!!
Rooboy
Rooboy
SA
298 posts
SA, 298 posts
18 May 2007 1:15pm
Gee, u forgot about the guys who get hit on by 70 year old skankies while having a quiet beer and need their mates to come along and bail their ass out - they definately need a mugaccino or 3!!!
airush geoff
airush geoff
974 posts
974 posts
18 May 2007 11:50am
I did appreciate you rescuing me- but you only had to get rid of her, not take her home !!!!!!
Rooboy
Rooboy
SA
298 posts
SA, 298 posts
18 May 2007 2:33pm
I did tho Geoff, c ive always been 2 much man for ur mum to handle and she really appreciated the help!
prokiterUK
prokiterUK
136 posts
136 posts
18 May 2007 1:10pm
Staying home when its blowing 30 knots.... Harden the **** UP!!!
murf
murf
SA
478 posts
SA, 478 posts
18 May 2007 9:20pm
quote:
Originally posted by prokiterUK

Staying home when its blowing 30 knots.... Harden the **** UP!!!



Having to lie to the "other half" about kiting when you should be working!!!!! HTFU
kitecroc
kitecroc
SA
513 posts
SA, 513 posts
18 May 2007 9:29pm
quote:
Originally posted by murf

quote:
Originally posted by prokiterUK

Staying home when its blowing 30 knots.... Harden the **** UP!!!



Having to lie to the "other half" about kiting when you should be working!!!!! HTFU



And trying to sell it to the "other half" when you get busted, by saying your mate has chucked a sickie!!!! HTFU
murf
murf
SA
478 posts
SA, 478 posts
18 May 2007 9:40pm
Having a power chuck at the main bar of the Ramsgate after one little shot. RRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! HTFU
Rhys
Rhys
SA
79 posts
SA, 79 posts
19 May 2007 5:17pm
And the ones who have your personal STUDIO 2000 Photograph you "Got roped into" on your bedside table... c'mon boys, loose the MugO and ... HANRDEN THE **** UP! -feeling that. RRRRRREEEEEEEEE!
airush geoff
airush geoff
974 posts
974 posts
21 May 2007 12:18pm
Grommies who go visit their girlfriends instead of kiting- too young for a mugaccino but get a fruitbox of HTFU !!!!

murf
murf
SA
478 posts
SA, 478 posts
21 May 2007 2:49pm
Trying to explain to your partner that the new kite you have is just a demo and you have not bought it. But the shop will let you use it as long as you want!!!
murf
murf
SA
478 posts
SA, 478 posts
21 May 2007 4:33pm
Talking up the Gym and never joining and using the excuse "my shoulder hurts" RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HTFU!
airush geoff
airush geoff
974 posts
974 posts
21 May 2007 3:54pm
ouch - that was cheaper than a two dollar hooker !!!
gibo
gibo
QLD
213 posts
QLD, 213 posts
21 May 2007 5:58pm
the aforementioned litte shot has now been renamed the "HTFU"
1/3 absinth[}:)]
1/3 bicardi 151
1/3 drambruie
dash of rasberry cordial
slam back and enjoy
murf
murf
SA
478 posts
SA, 478 posts
21 May 2007 5:29pm
Riding kites which have a stutter and a option for spokie-dokies.

HTFU
murf
murf
SA
478 posts
SA, 478 posts
21 May 2007 5:34pm
quote:
Originally posted by gibo

the aforementioned litte shot has now been renamed the "HTFU"
1/3 absinth[}:)]
1/3 bicardi 151
1/3 drambruie
dash of rasberry cordial
slam back and enjoy



I give it another go this Friday night!!!!!!!!
kitecroc
kitecroc
SA
513 posts
SA, 513 posts
21 May 2007 9:19pm
Mates who wont surf Day st or Goolwa when its over 3 feet because they are scared of the so called "hard" paddle out, HTFU.
murf
murf
SA
478 posts
SA, 478 posts
21 May 2007 10:54pm
Mates who wont take their new ski out at Goolwa and Day street when its 3 foot because it too big. HTFU
murf
murf
SA
478 posts
SA, 478 posts
21 May 2007 11:28pm
Moping the shower in just a pair of red speedo's. Its not a HTFU its just plain wrong but Harry loved it!!!!!!!
murf
murf
SA
478 posts
SA, 478 posts
21 May 2007 11:31pm
Playing UNO with a bunch of German tourists when you could of been surfing with your mates. HTFU!
airush geoff
airush geoff
974 posts
974 posts
22 May 2007 7:25am
Their girl has to save them in the forums cos they are crying from getting sledged !
airush geoff
airush geoff
974 posts
974 posts
22 May 2007 7:27am
Mates who call their appendage a viking horn so it sounds big and bad, htfu

PS- I just wanted my second star !!!
haz
haz
SA
27 posts
haz haz
SA, 27 posts
22 May 2007 8:15pm
hey shut the hull up trav ill kill u man u know i will so u better watch ur back man and dude never bring up my dad in jocks at robe ever again cause thats harsh man (for me not him) ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha playing uno with germans hehehehehe thats gd
haz
haz
SA
27 posts
haz haz
SA, 27 posts
22 May 2007 8:19pm
geoff if u wanna pay me out for seeing my girl thats sweet just remember that i must be getting more than u oh whats thats im only 15 as well sucks for u ahaha suck
murf
murf
SA
478 posts
SA, 478 posts
22 May 2007 8:23pm
quote:
Originally posted by haz

geoff if u wanna pay me out for seeing my girl thats sweet just remember that i must be getting more than u oh whats thats im only 15 as well sucks for u ahaha suck



A 15 year old thinking he gets more than a 26 year old HTFU!!!!!

Your still reading "Where do I come from"
Nug
Nug
SA
24 posts
Nug Nug
SA, 24 posts
23 May 2007 12:09pm
Someone who posts just so they can earn an extra star HTFU
airush geoff
airush geoff
974 posts
974 posts
23 May 2007 10:50am
Harry, you have much to learn grasshopper.
airush geoff
airush geoff
974 posts
974 posts
23 May 2007 11:03am
I've got two stars Nug- where are yours ??????
Nug
Nug
SA
24 posts
Nug Nug
SA, 24 posts
23 May 2007 1:37pm
Someone who MOONS the old then runs and hides HTFU lol.
kitecroc
kitecroc
SA
513 posts
SA, 513 posts
23 May 2007 4:18pm
quote:
Originally posted by haz

geoff if u wanna pay me out for seeing my girl thats sweet just remember that i must be getting more than u oh whats thats im only 15 as well sucks for u ahaha suck



Oh young kiter grom, you have so much to learn. In many moons from now you will look back and understand why,the back of your underpants are being pulled over your forehead for your foolish comments.
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