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jordy
jordy
SA
451 posts
SA, 451 posts
28 Sep 2008 2:11pm
Mates who make their girlfriend walk from Marble Bar to the BP on Henley Beach Road in heels cause they can't stomach getting in a taxi to get a ride home.

HTFU and get in the bloody cab!!!
jordy
jordy
SA
451 posts
SA, 451 posts
2 Nov 2008 9:25pm
Well this is not for mates, just for the 2 bottom dwelling pond scum that decide to sledge the organisation that has done so much and put in so much time and effort to keep our beaches open and safe to both kiters and the general public.

These 2 fairies, Mr Pinch, who goes silent and gutless when he feels the pinch, and Not a SAKSA, who is not in any way, shape or form anything but the sweat off a horses arse, decide to sledge away but don't have the BALLS to tell people who they are but yet decide to hide behind the safety of their computer screens.

I think these 2 need to show thier ugly mugs, tell us who they are and HTFU!!!
Rooboy
Rooboy
SA
298 posts
SA, 298 posts
14 Nov 2008 10:20am
HTFU to a certain guy who posts a lot of **** on here (u all know who he is) for deserting his mate digging trenches cos he had a chook in the oven. That a metaphor for something mate? How is the new handbrake going J....?
jordy
jordy
SA
451 posts
SA, 451 posts
14 Nov 2008 10:30am
I did have a chicken in the oven!!! That's a metaphor for 'I have once again bought a weeks worth of food and I'm not throwin a whole chook in the bin...AGAIN!!

This is coming from the same bloke who had to go to the gym first while Geoff and I were sweating away like mad. I was smashing concrete and Geoff was digging trenches while you were standing in front of a mirror making love to yourself!!

You could have actually done 4 hours worth of work rather than just 2!!!
Rooboy
Rooboy
SA
298 posts
SA, 298 posts
14 Nov 2008 11:11am
Nah i was actually sweating my ass off on a climber with 4 other blokes, lots of man love! U would have loved it! No nudity allowed tho so manybe u wouldnt have!

3 hours tranch digging plus a gym session makes for a good night.

Guess this means ill c u there again tonight mate!

Oh yeah and try not to get urself stuck in a chicks house, hence missing a kite this week mate!
airush geoff
airush geoff
974 posts
974 posts
14 Nov 2008 10:09am
Shouts out to the way the boys rally around when a mate needs a hand- awesome,

but on the htfu front,

Mates who meet a girl in Melbourne for 2 days and cop grief and a whipping when they get back - what are ya ? in a relationship ?

Does she have exclusive rights, cos it was my understanding that you worked like time share !

jordy
jordy
SA
451 posts
SA, 451 posts
14 Nov 2008 11:39am
Stuck at a chicks house?? No better place to be stuck I reckon!!
Rooboy
Rooboy
SA
298 posts
SA, 298 posts
14 Nov 2008 11:49am
Yeah they do time share, uve been removed from the roster tho, Thursdays are out now mate, ur wookie like physic doesn’t really cut it for me anymore!
kitecroc
kitecroc
SA
513 posts
SA, 513 posts
14 Nov 2008 5:12pm
People who can talk the talk, but can't walk the walk, a massive HTFU
airush geoff
airush geoff
974 posts
974 posts
15 Nov 2008 7:21pm
Windsurfers....htfu

Princesses that slept in this morning and didn't come for a ride...htfu
kitecroc
kitecroc
SA
513 posts
SA, 513 posts
13 Jan 2009 11:03pm
Anyone that doesn't have a rustifiable excuse for not making the trip to Whyalla this weekend....

Dead, good excuse.
Released from hospital after a frontal labotimey, good excuse
Wife is havn a baby, 50/50 ???????

See ya there
hydra
hydra
SA
254 posts
SA, 254 posts
14 Jan 2009 6:47pm
people that get sucked in to buying cabrinha gear HTFU
Windhogger
Windhogger
SA
88 posts
SA, 88 posts
14 Jan 2009 10:22pm
Experienced kiters that have to do the 'walk of shame' cause they can't stay up wind .......use a bigger kite, edge harder and HTFU
DaFinchy
DaFinchy
VIC
22 posts
VIC, 22 posts
15 Jan 2009 2:13am
no...its not called the "walk of shame"... its called cross training! LOL! (Thank god i am not an 'experianced kiter' otherwise i would need to stop cross training and HTFU!)
hydra
hydra
SA
254 posts
SA, 254 posts
15 Jan 2009 11:21am
blokes that shave legs, wear lycra pants and ride pushbikes on the road as if they were cars, HTFU.
airush geoff
airush geoff
974 posts
974 posts
15 Jan 2009 10:18am
Oooh, this thread is getting busy again...

Mates who have a little stack and cry about breaking ribs- they're not broken are they princesses ? HTFU
murf
murf
SA
478 posts
SA, 478 posts
15 Jan 2009 12:06pm
airush geoff said...

Oooh, this thread is getting busy again...

Mates who have a little stack and cry about breaking ribs- they're not broken are they princesses ? HTFU


Ribs were never broken. I will be there on the weekend fella dont you worry about that Mabey if you rode with us more you might of seen what happended
airush geoff
airush geoff
974 posts
974 posts
15 Jan 2009 10:41am
Princesses- there are more than one Murf
Rooboy
Rooboy
SA
298 posts
SA, 298 posts
15 Jan 2009 1:41pm
Mates who get testy regarding housing arrangements on Kite trips. Cant get girl germs, ohhhhhh! Buy urself a big muggacino! It will be alright princess the big bad girls wont hurt u 2 much! he he
airush geoff
airush geoff
974 posts
974 posts
15 Jan 2009 12:18pm
Mates who can't go anywhere without the girlfriend- htfu and reclaim the boys weekend.

waxman
waxman
SA
1390 posts
SA, 1390 posts
15 Jan 2009 10:58pm
Guys that try to ride fone bandits but get to scared HTFU.

Whats the easyest way to make a pole in to a hole? Hand josh a bandit dos.

He will need to sit to piss for a week. HTFU
Rooboy
Rooboy
SA
298 posts
SA, 298 posts
16 Jan 2009 1:41pm
Mates who come in from a sick kite so they can pee in the sand dunes cos they believe the myth that peeing in the water attracts sharks........HTFU!!!!
walshd
walshd
SA
601 posts
SA, 601 posts
19 Jan 2009 9:09am
Mates who fall asleep on the couch and miss the whyalla kitecomp afterparty.

Sorry guys, I need to HTFU!! (but had a big session friday)
airush geoff
airush geoff
974 posts
974 posts
19 Jan 2009 10:17am
We still like you Walshy-

back on topic- Trav and Chops nowhere to be seen for a drink after the comp ?

HTFU boys.....

Mates whose nickname is Pee Wee, haha - "Pee Wee could you check the bacon ?"
Bahahaha

Mates who wear dressing gowns...

Mates who only drink Cruisers....
HTFU
Chops
Chops
SA
107 posts
SA, 107 posts
21 Jan 2009 9:25am
Mates who wear a giant white condom kiting, what the..? HTFU
loverboy
loverboy
WA
614 posts
WA, 614 posts
21 Jan 2009 8:07am
I have seen that guy Chops- I think his name is condom man- some sort of super hero for sure, Condom Man says "If it's not on, it's not on"
murf
murf
SA
478 posts
SA, 478 posts
21 Jan 2009 9:41am
Chops said...

Mates who wear a giant white condom kiting, what the..? HTFU


When I see him wearing that it reminds me of the move "March of the Penguins" and after a few drinks it "Happy Feet"
airush geoff
airush geoff
974 posts
974 posts
21 Jan 2009 8:21am
Fair call Trav- saw a photo of myself with it on and it does look quite ridiculous.

Soph gets angry when I come home sunburnt so I wear that to protect myself.... maybe I need to HTFU and get sunburnt ???????????????????????
Rooboy
Rooboy
SA
298 posts
SA, 298 posts
21 Jan 2009 10:02am
Or then again just apply sunscreen, not a hard task but obviously harder for some than others!

HTFU for telling us ur missus makes u wear a condom cos she gets angry when u come home sunburnt...........what the f@$k where u thinking!

U would think from someone who looks like a 6 foot condom out on the water they should have some pretty big balls.........but im obviously mistaken!
jarradm
jarradm
SA
137 posts
SA, 137 posts
21 Jan 2009 11:30am
people bleeding on forums for people to put photographs on the net so they can get a better look at themselves....HTFU
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