I need some sure fire rock solid excuses for getting out of work this week when the wind picks up... Ive already thought of doctors appointments and family tragedy but i dont wanna bring on the karma... since there was no wind this weekend i have been self medicating and my brain has the dumb so i would appreciate any creative solutions out there... Cheers, BennyB.

nothing beats a bad case of tap arse.

make it awkward, so awkward no-one will ask questions. They'll quietly feel embarrassed for you, and you'll be quietly stoked with your session on the water