Guys
I am a bit worried, possibly you can help? Usually I grow some stones this time of year, put on some booties, gloves and condomesque neoprene hood, flick the bird to all the show pony summer kite surfers and head out into the raging frontal systems for some brutal fun.
On Saturday however I turned into a pussy

I was at Point Henry looking for the first decent bit of wind in over a month kite pumped, cranial condom donned and out I went to do battle with the elements. Sure it was cold but hey I am a MAN I can handle it, right? Well er........no.
The first spray of water up the old wetsuit legs felt like a white walker had got hold of the old chap! Next a crashed front roll was like falling into a bag of knives, talk about instant headache. After 20 minutes I was looking at my watch and was wondering what was a legitimate amount of time to be out and after 40 I was back on the shore. After I had retrieved my testicles from under my rib cage I had to stop and consider if I have become a soft as $hite.
So can someone put me out of my misery and confirm to me that it really was THAT cold on Saturday and that my lamentably short session was justified or do I just need to bugger off to Fiji for a few weeks and drink a serious cup of concrete?