I always thought if you weren't falling off, you weren't having enough fun? HHHmm?

I don't kite down your way but I'm curious at some places how come you see windsurfers luff around inside, it looks like there trying to pump there sail to create aparant wind or something ?. Is this because the wind is shadowed on the inside for them by wave peaks or is it that you haven't perfected your gybing technique. Genuine question I would be nervous luffing around on the inside with all that expensive gear.

PRAWNDOG said...
I don't kite down your way but I'm curious at some places how come you see windsurfers luff around inside, it looks like there trying to pump there sail to create aparant wind or something ?. Is this because the wind is shadowed on the inside for them by wave peaks or is it that you haven't perfected your gybing technique. Genuine question I would be nervous luffing around on the inside with all that expensive gear.

I believe this flapping commotion you refer to is part of the mating ritual of the dominant windsurfer male. A display of strength and beauty used to intimidate and impress potential mates and warn off young rivals.

Oh I can't stop laughing such wit and humour here.

You guys cant gybe and kitesurfing is too easy to learn. I get it....

Kind of like some d@#kheads in conformadores.

First wrld problem... Why use capital letters. Are you shouting over your keyboard?

I couldn't care less, but am simply bemused as to why you're attacking windsurfers, we think these guys are douchebags, you guys think they are douchebags, swimmers, lifeguards and every Tom Dick and Harry down the beach think they're douchbags yet you insist on defending them. Don't defend dickheads that can't kite, have zero common sense and have no f**king idea on how they are supposed to function in the ocean with a multitude of other water sports going on. They are making you guys look like dicks, yet you defend them? You should be doing the opposite. Irrespectively, the only places I sail, the kiters seem to know what they're doing so it's kind of immaterial, but like I said, I just find this pathological need to defend anyone that kites a bizarre idiosyncrasy of the kiting world. Can you imagine a surfer with a bad attitude and bad surfing skills acting like that? He'd cope a good flogging from his surfing "brothers". A retard is a retard, he doesn't lose his retardation by simply launching a kite.

I think leg ropes should be compulsory for kiters on surfboards

Can't wait for the winter when all the whingers disappear!

Excuse ignorance but what does that mean does it mean nine kiters as in nine people all fell off their boards at the same time
honestly have no idea

Kozzie said...

R1DER said..


Yeah I see them do it all the time but didn't bother mentioning it as I'm a swimmer.

YOU HEARD HIM BOYS! HES A SWIMMER! INTO THE HOLE WITH THE FIRE AND THE DOG WALKERS WITH YOU!!!

Your not the Messiah your a very naughty naughty boy taking out the "not"

R1DER said..


Smoking all that pole over all those years has really messed your mind up real bad slavie

Fixed for ya.

Luckily we have photographic evidence of the carnage



Please keep the abuse to a dull roar.

Do we need a group hug at SCARBS on Friday afternoon to smooth things over?