He could hardly have picked a more public place to have a cock up. Maybe his cock was up one of the pretty ladies and some one less competent or coherent than he was steering.
However at 0.169% blood alcohol level, vision and perception is usually blurred (I speak from experience.) and most females will look pretty affable or effable.

He went on the rocks and I hope he got his rocks off at the same time and the earth moved for him.(Apparently not)
Everything comes at a price and he is surely paying it now. No doubt he will lose his automobile licence as well.
Looks like it was a Compass 29 which are not renowned for pointing ability. If it was blowing 30 knots straight through the heads, he had a problem.
If one of the million little wrigglers reached it's target, he may have another problem.
I bet the cockroach in the cabin has a story to tell.
