Sailing jokes

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sailorsilas
sailorsilas
91 posts
91 posts
1 Sep 2021 8:01pm
Read this today in a really old novel "Owning a sailboat is like standing in the cold rain tearing up $10 notes"
Madmouse
Madmouse
434 posts
434 posts
1 Sep 2021 9:59pm
50s
Bananabender
Bananabender
QLD
1610 posts
samsturdy
samsturdy
NSW
1659 posts
NSW, 1659 posts
2 Sep 2021 9:16am
Sailing: 90% boredom, 10% terror.
cisco
cisco
QLD
12365 posts
QLD, 12365 posts
2 Sep 2021 10:10am
When weeds and grass appear on the bow, it is time to come about.
A Gem from the mudbanks in "The Art of Coarse Cruising".
jvodan
jvodan
3 posts
3 posts
2 Sep 2021 8:44am
sailorsilas said..
Read this today in a really old novel "Owning a sailboat is like standing in the cold rain tearing up $10 notes"


And ocean racing is like standing in a cold shower ripping up $100's
or
I bought a sail boat because it was more efficient than burning $20 notes
Azure305
Azure305
NSW
402 posts
NSW, 402 posts
2 Sep 2021 12:06pm
"A boat is merely a hole in the ocean into which you pour money"
Cabron
Cabron
QLD
363 posts
QLD, 363 posts
2 Sep 2021 1:24pm
B.O.A.T = Bring Over Another Thousand
tarquin1
tarquin1
954 posts
954 posts
5 Sep 2021 4:02am



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