Imagine the emails from Laird...

, to say Puma...
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I've got an offer from "......", and an offer from "....." and they have added "....." thousands to that, plus all flights, accomm, and expenses. So if you can match that, plus "......" thousand, plus my selection on the R&D team, their expenses and wages, and Dad (Billy) gets "......" percent on top of that.... Then I'm in.
......
I mean that with sincerity !!

Just write your own cheques Laird !! Or Checks in America !