Ok, I get it, and agree with it.

What drives me insane is when I paddle over to an unoccupied peak and catch a couple of nice waves.

I've surfed a long time and quite often can make the wave look better than it is by using the SUP's ability to enter into waves early.

It usually takes about 10 minutes then a dozen or so Mal riders will paddle over to the shoulder and start the drop in on the SUP rider routine, go right on lefts, etc

. I usually paddle away to the next peak and let them have it for ten minutes or so. They realise they can't make it, follow me again and I go back to the original peak

. it's a process that I might have to do three or four times in a two to three hour surf session, and drives me crazy on small days. Fortunately when it's bigger those guys aren't out.


Everybody goes on about SUP riders but I reckon fully 80% of Mal Riders are kooks who can't afford a Harley Davidson. If you can surf then you won't hit anyone and you know how to evade the morons

. I've definitely put the mozz on myself now


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