ianr64 said...

oliver said...

^^^^ pffft thanks for that, it would be much appreciated.

So from what I can gather,its fine for you to talk about your massive penis,but you feel uncomfortable when others talk about the size of their boards?
Robboooooo

Pretty much spot on. I equate talk about board size the same as I equate talking about penis size - it's meaningless to me.

Way toooooooooooooooo funny!

Phill

Agree with you there Phil

wooohooo

i was going to say

someone give oliver a tissue

but now i'm saying

go oliver you good thing

get in the ring

fire up bitch

and yes i too am over the go pro perspective

but if i had one i think i would probably post every surf session i have and even some long boring flatwater marathons too

doesn't mean anyone has to watch it

by the way go the shortboard revolution you guys rock on

and keep the trash comin oli we love it

wooohooo

You crack me up. Do you drive a V8

There you go - compensating

Cum on boys, group hug!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gay Gondaliering has never been more fun! Nor have we had so many options for so many different waves!

Oli those with smaller assets, boards and otherwise will only claim shrinkage and rightly so in 5deg , no excuses for the boys up north or west laughs.

I think this weekend all of the threads have had a severe case of PMS!

Cane someone coz they like short boards

Cane someone coz they ride a tanker

Cane someone coz they give good customer service

God I didnt know I signed up to a BDSM forum sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh

PMSL

Phill

OG SUP said...

Cane someone coz they give good customer service

I didn't know anyone got caned for that - I better look through the posts again for the decsenter.

I thought on that front we were in 100% agreement as one big happy sup family.

oliver said...

petemc said...

Hey guys....I'm a psych nurse...Freud had some interesting theories regarding penis size...hahaha

I recall in high school. Freud said something along the lines about people who were smaller downstairs had some psychological need to prove to the rest of the world how great they actually are.

In his final thesis he discussed a small group of mid life crisis surfers who found the need to incessantly discuss how short their boards are in every conversation in minute detail. He talked about another, more radical, group who felt the desire to film and publish their experiences publicly in the form of go pro videos. How weird is that? It was interesting reading at the time.

In hindsight I believe I failed psychology.

High school, what was high school??? I was to busy to be out surfing to be at school Look people need to RELAX on board size, it really is no big deal.

I started on an 11 6 kalama a friggen ocean liner and loved it, now 18 months down the track I have progressed to an 8 6" and love it. I can do way more fun things like cutbacks, surfing more in the pocket, floaters, taking off with the lip etc on the 8 6" than I can the 11 6" . I got bored on the bigger boards just standing and taking the one line all the time, If you cant ride a 9 6" dont stress and feel all silly and down on yourself about it just practice more
Otherwise dont care or comment on what people ride

oliver said...

OG SUP said...

Cane someone coz they give good customer service

I didn't know anyone got caned for that - I better look through the posts again for the decsenter.

I thought on that front we were in 100% agreement as one big happy sup family.

In the recommended retailers thread there was flagrant abuse of the red thumbs. At first I thought the red/green thumbs were a good idea but it now seems people are using them to rage against certain individuals and pretty much ignoring the topic of the thread.

Pretty sad but thats what you get almost immediately when you put mouthbreathers together with an anonymous critiquing function.

Ben dover said...

Looks like me new nickname is dickwad then....

yo dickwad

what do you mean "NEW" nickname

no worries ben

i'll give myself a pat on the back

only if i could reach it

This is one funny read mac

oliver said...

Lobes said...

Despite what everyone may think of me I see myself as the first thumbnail - and that's all that matters.

Oliver,
I like you Bro,you speak ya mind,even if some of us dont agree with you,your still our brother,SUP,Fishing and heaps more.I want to share some waves with you one day???
Robbo

tha dogman said...

yo oliver

4 more posts till the big tonne

nice work

cant wait for it

cant wait to have a paddle with you one day

are you thinking of getting time off a dragging the family to the mambo comp

meeting DJ was my highlight last year as ready his posts on paddling tech when i was learning was great

as he practically taught me the basics

i so want to sneek around a wax up your stick...lol...

later

Heheh, Olivers OK IRL. Hes still a cynic but not a mindless one and hes probably more easy going than comes across here. I agree its refreshing to have the occaisional diverging viewpoint. This place would be boring otherwise.

Make someone cry with comment 1000 Oliver... LoL