Maybe we could have a 12 month Amnesty on SUP's australia wide, kind of a government 'buy back' scheme where people just surrender any boards over 8 feet in length.
With all the money people save on solar rez, ding tape, repair putty, professional repairs, new boards, first aid supplies, ambulance service, medical bills, rehabilitation, lost time from work etc, we could rebuild the kirra groyne and plate it in 9ct gold, then fund a webber wave pool in every city and buy 'street sups' for all those guys who might miss the thrill of being a gondoleir.
12 months without SUP related carnage at our already overcrowded breaks sounds pretty good too