hahahahahahaha.
Great post, makes me laugh every time I see someone ask a question about a particular board and it somehow turns into a Naish Fest.
It's amusing the different ways that it is approached and flipped towards Naish. "Hey I'm thinking of some nutritious food for my labrador, any advice?", "Well yes, if you ride a 12'6 Glide your labrador will be so happy it won't even need to eat".

Makes me wonder if part of some peoples deal with them is to troll the forums in an attempt to convert sales from other brands.
Try calling Surftech Australia, get the number on the web, they'll help you with a local dealer.