Not yet save me PLEASE

hoax. it will never happen.


the longboard room christmas shindig is more realistic and thats a pipe dream.


the things mac does to keep the peasants occupied

doesn't every go pro come with a 666 and paddle

Mac if you hang in that room you'll never comeback, god that means your going to buy a bumbag for those long 666 trips

weiry said...
and a little backpack with a water tube

the backpack can replace the coffee thermos flask that every longboarder seems to have

i have this theory concerning mals riders and their coffee set ups.

so when they pull up at some sedate half baked wave, the first thing they do even before they get their beaver tail wetsuits out is to get out the thermos and pour a cup and drink the coffee their partners/carers have made them

now this is where they check two things out.



one- did they miss their mouth and dribble it down their shirt front-this to check if they are coordinated today

two- after the coffee they feel for a pulse to see if the coffee kicked started the heart again, if so then their right to go for a surf.

i can't be to harsh as this is actually a public service safety initiative- god bless them

laceys lane said...
i have this theory concerning mals riders and their coffee set ups.

so when they pull up at some sedate half baked wave, the first thing they do even before they get their beaver tail wetsuits out is to get out the thermos and pour a cup and drink the coffee their partners/carers have made them

now this is where they check two things out.



one- did they miss their mouth and dribble it down their shirt front-this to check if they are coordinated today

two- after the coffee they feel for a pulse to see if the coffee kicked started the heart again, if so then their right to go for a surf.

i can't be to harsh as this is actually a public service safety initiative- god bless them

mmmmmm coffeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Daneli said...

62mac said...


Not yet save me PLEASE

Are you getting a 666 Mac just so you can post in the 666 forum?

$20 on yes

Daneli said...

62mac said...


Not yet save me PLEASE

Are you getting a 666 Mac just so you can post in the 666 forum?

no mate looking at a 12.6 board for those non surf days

thePup said...

weiry said...

Daneli said...

62mac said...


Not yet save me PLEASE

Are you getting a 666 Mac just so you can post in the 666 forum?

$20 on yes

$25 IF HE DROPS HIS DACKS

$50 to keep them on

weiry said...

The force was to strong for young Mac

thats right Mac has gone to the DARK SIDE 666
Lacey is his father

62mac said...

Daneli said...

62mac said...


Not yet save me PLEASE

Are you getting a 666 Mac just so you can post in the 666 forum?

no mate looking at a 12.6 board for those non surf days

Look no further.
Full carbon fibre 12'6".
$395 and problem solved.
Drive up the Sunny coast and take it for a paddle (in the river) a few mins from my house before paying me.

vanders1 said...
ok well instead of surfing tomorrow morning we'll have an intervention, we'll tie him up to a light pole on the boardwalk at rainbow & slap him with a paddle until he comes to his senses.

Actually we'd better not slap him too hard, kill too many brain cells & he'll fit right in with the world of sup.

Then hand him his sk8r and say pfffft this what you ride when there are no waves yeeew

OK Vanders sat me down and said wtf are you thinking mate,I got scared and promised to put the idea out of my head.