I know for a fact that Brad enjoyed his short time on Seabreeze. The time has come for him to move on. I knew him personally and I could vouch for him being a champion bloke. He mentioned countless times that being Brad Pitt can be very enjoyable and equally frustrating. He always carried his drivers license with him to prove to curious girls that he was the real deal and that had it's rewards. At times he would get pulled over by highway patrol and without his drivers licence he was given a hard time when saying "my name is Brad Pitt".
Brad was born in the cotton fields of Wee Waa - literally. His Mum was cutting down cotton and gave birth on the spot. They breed em tough at Wee Waa.
Brad attended St Josephs College in Sydney as a boarder and with his height of 6'7" he excelled at basketball, stillwater rowing and was a great number 4 at rugby.
Unfortunately, he missed out on the olympic rowing team due to illness. Apparently, he caught a dose of Gonorrea during a menage a trois with 2 cheerleaders in the lead up to olympic trials.
Brad was very popular amongst his peers as well as the ladies and his humour will be sadly missed on Seabreeze.
Brad would like to pass on a huge thanks to Laurie for allowing him to stay as long as he did.
Farewell BP
