We were at dinner tonight with a surfing buddy of mine and I was telling my wife about our host, I explained how Pete and I use to surf prone together, but Pete got some really bad back problems and an operation could not fix it, so he had no choice other than to switch to a Sup.

My dear lady, being the kind and considerate person that she is, and might I add, no stranger bad back pain, said to him.

'you should get a sign made for you back that says "it's all I can do!" "

Oh god I love that woman

I had to explain it to a few people when I re emerged on a 666 after a couple of years out of the water .
The bellyboard or the mat are other options .

I still got nuthin' ..... well apart from the fact my wave count has been high mmmmm nah I got nuthin'

Don't worry, this afternoon I defended your honour and got her back for the insult to you fine bunch of sup'ers.

I was up a ladder fitting a shade cloth and I forgot to take and old pair of heavy duty end cutters that if use to crimp the wire lugs with, so I asked her to pass than too me. Unfortunately, she held them by the jaw end and I grabbed them by the handles.

Oh lordy did she let out a yelp

I used to love that woman until she took up signwriting